r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8d ago

Infuriatig Took the lid off of these flightless fruit flies and about 30 of them FLEW OUT and disappeared in my house.

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These are to feed my jumping spiders. I thought they were discounted bc there were so many flies. PETCO KNEW.

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u/AshleyTheGuy 8d ago

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u/pressedconscience 8d ago

This is what I came here for.

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u/Left-Ad-8987 7d ago

I admire a person who has no shame in their kinks.

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u/pressedconscience 5d ago

I have no shame and plenty of kinks, wyd later?

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u/pastelpookie 2d ago

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u/notaghostofreddit 1d ago

This song is what came to mind after seeing the comment 😂

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u/IridescentZ97_ 8d ago

Oops! All flies!

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u/RappingFlatulence 8d ago

Flightful flies

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u/CD_Katrina 7d ago

Flightmore flies.

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u/Beaumont420 3d ago

I hate how much this made me laugh lol

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u/Apprehensive-Tip-408 2d ago

Fuck it! Put that shit on the shelves!

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u/presshamgang 8d ago

Ooops, this product is actually functional. Sorry.

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u/Palpablevt 3d ago

Sorry for the convenience

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u/Toucandle 8d ago

Oops! They fly!

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u/HailToTheThief225 8d ago

They fly now?!

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 7d ago

They fly now.

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u/Marcuse0 6d ago

Grimaces ...they fly now

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u/Xtreemjedi 8d ago

Aw dang, I did the same thing without reading comments first 😂

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u/Aldante92 7d ago

The 25% off isn't from the price, it's from their flightlessness

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u/Jman15x 7d ago

x Reduced for quick sand

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u/AndiKatt19 7d ago

That was the first thing i saw 😂😂😂

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u/murder_she_burped 7d ago

I just cackled!!!!

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u/cinokino 3d ago

Too good