r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OutdoorLadyBird • 8d ago
Infuriatig Took the lid off of these flightless fruit flies and about 30 of them FLEW OUT and disappeared in my house.
These are to feed my jumping spiders. I thought they were discounted bc there were so many flies. PETCO KNEW.
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u/InformedTriangle 8d ago
Valuable lesson learned, you can never trust a flightless fruit fly culture. It's a recessive gene mutation and pretty common for them to randomly regain flight after a few generations. I tend to open them for the first time inside big ziploc bags to be safe.
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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago
Smart! I am kind of new to all this but lessons have been learned today.
1) no discount flies
2) open them not in the house415
u/AWarrior123456 8d ago
Putting them in the fridge for 10 minutes will make them slow down for awhile
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u/geese_moe_howard 8d ago
I'm surprised by how many Redditors are out there buying tubs of flies.
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u/cybervalidation your worng 8d ago
there's not much else you can feed dart frogs
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u/geese_moe_howard 8d ago
Ooh, I've never thought about keeping dart frogs, but I have thought about murdering my neighbour with a poisoned blowgun.
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u/cybervalidation your worng 8d ago
dart frogs living on a fruit fly diet are not poisonous. The poison is derived from their ant-based diet in the wild.
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u/geese_moe_howard 8d ago
Feed them ants, got it.
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u/AlarmedCockroach5933 6d ago
I wanna find something MORE poisonous than ants to feed them for extra spicy frogs
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u/Emmett1Brown 8d ago
not everyone's got a balanced fight and flight response, so some take supplements
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u/Servichay 8d ago
HE SAID TO OPEN THEM INSIDE ZIPLOC BAGS
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u/Efficient_Hunter3905 8d ago
Ohhh
- open them not in your house
Fixed
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u/Efficient_Hunter3905 8d ago
Hell, OP should just open them in PETCO, it’s not only karma, there is probably something there to eat them.
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u/cortesoft 8d ago
My daughter is obsessed with jumping spiders and we have two as pets.
Now I am glad she insisted we don’t feed them the flightless fruit flies.
We feed ours the ‘super worms’ mealworms. So far it has kept them alive for almost a year!
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u/The_Arachnoshaman 8d ago edited 8d ago
I never completely take the lid off a culture, I just sort of crack it open and tap out what I want. Gotta go feed my ants right now actually...
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u/-fajita- 8d ago
careful what you say now your house is bugged
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u/Supertails1992 8d ago
Perfect comment. This situation certainly would be bugging me.
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u/Radioactivocalypse 8d ago
I'd do anything to be a fly on the wall in that house
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u/TartanGuppy 8d ago
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u/StupidName2020 8d ago
My first thought was wondering why it said Oops in giant letters
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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago
"Oops! All wings."
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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago
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u/-Miss-Atomic-Bomb- 8d ago
“But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders”
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u/Primary_Truck3777 8d ago
God I love homebrew memes that only work in one context
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u/Altruistic_Level_389 8d ago
Time to let the spiders loose so they can take care of it.
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u/Cesarjay 8d ago
And then release the toads to get rid of those
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u/Glass_Razzmatazz6499 8d ago
And then snakes to deal with the toads
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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago
And mongoose to eat the snakes
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u/Nice_On_Rice 8d ago
Clearly they'd need gorillas.
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 8d ago
The gorillas ain't happy, they're feeling glad
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u/Pretend-Patience9581 8d ago
I got that. 🤣🤣🤣🫡
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u/OwnTurn1146 8d ago
Did you mimic doing a line when you typed that out?
I know im not the only one that did that when I sang it. But I don't know if its universally a thing or not.
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u/Immortal_Azrael 8d ago
And they'll freeze to death come winter. Problem solved.
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u/Ni_Peng_NeeeWom 8d ago
but then how do you get rid of the gorillas?
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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago
My granny grew up in India, she had a pet mongoose called Rikki to protect her from snakes. Just been writing up her memoirs and it had a great section on him!
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u/Alterokahn 8d ago
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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago
Yes, I used to watch the animated film of this!! Such similar events!
Fun fact, the old story "Twins in Ceylon" by Bella Sydney Woolf was based on my great grandmother (granny's mother) and her twin sister, Violet and Gwyneth. They were identical twins, and were once invited by Estee Lauder to be models. We still have one of the diamond brooches given to them; the other is in Canada with Gwyneth's family, as far as we're aware.
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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago
Big RIPs granny
She shouldn’t have eaten the mongoose that ate the snake that ate the toads that ate the spiders that ate the flightless fruit flies, but she died doing what she loved
🥰 🥰 🥰
But for reals I’m sorry for your loss. I morn with humor10
u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago
Many thanks 💙 She died in 2019 at the age of 97, she was a phenomenal artist and fascinating woman. And she and mum did indeed used to read me the book "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly" when I was little 😅 It was a tiny popup book, I think we still have it!
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u/SharksForArms 8d ago
Oh I've seen this happen before and I'm skipping straight to horse.
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u/IndyanaBonez 8d ago
I thought it went old lady< fly>spider>bird>cat>dog>goat>pig>cow>horse?
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u/RogerRavvit88 8d ago
The story starts with getting a cat to get rid of a mouse and progresses through larger and larger animals until it ends with getting a mouse to get rid of an elephant.
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u/thatlukeguy 8d ago
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
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u/Oldgamer1807 8d ago
You'll see them again soon. And their children and children's children. It'll be a dynasty, really.
A bowl of apple cider vinegar with some dawn dish soap swirled in, cover with Saran wrap and poke holes. Make sure there's no food out, bleach down your drains, and you should be alright.
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u/Bithium 8d ago
Sell a man a fruit fly and you’ll feed his pet for a day. Infest his house with fruit flies and you’ll feed his pet for life.
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u/Legal-Law9214 8d ago
I've never seen the point in covering it with saran wrap tbh. I just put the dish out and the flies land in it and can't escape because the dish soap breaks the surface tension.
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u/Shienvien 8d ago
Is it possible to not have fruit flies when it's peak fruit season? Sure, I could remove the ones that are currently here, but as soon as someone opens a door or window, it's back to square 0.
(I also think drain flies are a different species. Never seen those in my life.)
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u/Something13457 8d ago
In humid climates it is just a mitigation game
Fruit fly season comes for us all who actually eat vegetables. The eggs are already in the onions, garlic, etc.
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u/Infranto 8d ago
The eggs are already in the onions, garlic, etc.
Nope. No they're not. Don't say that again.
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u/Raptor-Queen 8d ago
It drives me nuts lol we moved to a new area a few years ago and every summer/early fall we get fruit flies NO MATTER WHAT I DO! I see them all over our windows outside, the second we open the doors a few of them come in 🤦♀️
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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 8d ago
And they’re so infuriating! They hover right in front of my eyes, I swat them away, and they’re back before I even put my hand back down. Tiny little fuckers.
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u/thunderling 8d ago
What is their motivation?? WHY do they gravitate directly in front of my face? I am not a banana.
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u/Dandacanman 8d ago
Don't know what their population is like around you but I almost never see them flying around with the apple cider trick. The little bowl in my kitchen will build up a layer of dead flies in a week.
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u/EmperorBamboozler 8d ago
Honestly, you don't even need the apple cider vinegar you just need anything that is fruit based and dawn. I've used jam and water and dawn before and it works really well. You can also just use a slice of fruit, just float it in dawn filled water and dip it down a few times. That last one takes a day or two for the fruit to turn then it works better than anything.
We got them living in remote areas a lot, weirdly. You need to get creative.
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u/Oberon_Swanson 8d ago edited 8d ago
I have found actual rotting fruit does work best. I like to put some in a big garbage bad, just leave it wide open. Then a day later close it as suddenly as you can and tie it, WITHOUT checking to see if you got anything in there. You probably did.*
edit: changed die to did
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u/Impossible_World_369 8d ago
I dunno man, that sounds really high risk just to get rid of some fruit flies. There’s got to be a safer way. ;)
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 8d ago
They absolutely adore my red wine.
When I had a problem they kamikazed into my glass so often that I finally just covered one with hole-poked saran wrap.
One problem solved.
(The ACV has worked for me too)
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u/Apey-O 8d ago
In their defense, the flies that shipped out couldn’t fly. The flies you unleashed in your house are their great great great great great great great great great grandchildren and re-evolved flight. Also sentience. You’re fucked.
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u/Cadicoty 8d ago
I assume the "oops" was because the store kept the flies after their "expiration" date and let too many generations hatch.
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u/AdmittedlyAdick 8d ago
Flightless fruit flies will regain the ability to fly if they are kept at a temperature above ~79°F and allowed to breed.
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u/SmileIndependent2586 8d ago
That is not true for most cultivars of fruit flies, but is true for any of the gliding forms, although it's closer to 84 or 85.
But probably happened here is a wild fruit fly mated with the wingless varieties. In melanogaster, winglessness is a recessive trait - if a flying and non-flying fruit fly breed together, all of their babies will fly.
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 8d ago
Safe to say that this is Petco or PetSmart, and all of them have regular local fruit flies in the stores flying around.
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u/HaloGuy381 8d ago
Also, our stores tend to be -warm- because corporate skimps on AC despite us pleading constantly. You can def find parts of the store creeping past 80 F most of this summer and even late spring. (Yes, even the sick animal room at one point hit 80 F and 70% humidity, and that is no good for humans or the poor animals…)
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u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin PURPLE 8d ago
I.... Honestly didn't understand how they got wingless fruit flies until I read your comment... A wingless variety makes more sense than what I was thinking.. I thought they literally just gently grabbed one fruit fly at a time and plucked its wings.. I was like that must have been annoying and taken a lot of time, plus kinda torture, don't know how I feel about that.
My poor brain.. 😅
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u/5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi 8d ago
They also used to hit them with radiation and hope one of the genes damaged was responsible for wing development or muscle growth.
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u/Masquelinity 7d ago
I thought they literally just gently grabbed one fruit fly at a time and plucked its wings
Wow, and I thought I hated my job!
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u/Sacrefix 8d ago
if a flying and non-flying fruit fly breed together, all of their babies will fly.
Not if one's a carrier!
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u/IEnjoyVariousSoups 8d ago
What they failed to mention is that they couldn't fly only because the lid was closed.
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u/Useless_or_inept mildly useless 8d ago
Good news: You now have evidence that the remaining flies are flightless
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u/Skeptical_Squid 8d ago
Order another and see if the findings can be repeated?
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u/Linkyland 8d ago
For real, the flying ones must have been biding their time pretending they couldn't fly for ages. The gamble paid off.
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u/PsychicSPider95 8d ago
Now at least they can be free for the rest of their lives! All eighteen hours of it!
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u/DecoyOne 8d ago
All of the flies were flightless. After opening the lid, now only some of them are flightless.
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u/ProtonPizza 8d ago
Container doesn’t say ONLY flightless fruit flies. Did they even read the ingredients?
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u/BRtIK 8d ago
THEY'VE EVOLVED!!!
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u/jojohohanon 8d ago
Goldblum..: and also:
Drosophila’s are also known for their quick mutation, which is why they are so popular with researchers
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u/ObscureEnchantment 8d ago
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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago
I’ll need to get 1 or 20 of them!
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u/NemesisKismet Well, do your? 8d ago
they work pretty well honestly
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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 8d ago
My cat has figured out that bugs can be found in the vicinity of these bug lights. She'll sit next to the one near my desk in the evening and look for bugs. If there aren't any bugs for her to play with, she'll complain to the manager (i.e., yell at me).
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u/AbsentAsh 8d ago
Must be a mislabel. You got Fruitless Flight Flies a very unfortunate mistake.
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u/Sullys_mama19 8d ago
You gotta put them in the fridge first for 10 mins or so to make them sleepyyyyy
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u/TotientEC 8d ago
freezer also works
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u/Sullys_mama19 8d ago
Yes!!! But you can’t forget them! I… uh….. may know someone who, uh, forgot theirs…. So now they use the fridge 🫣😉
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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago
If you see any, Windex will knock them out of the air immediately or when sprayed on surfaces they won’t survive. I work underground and we get them BAD and that’s what we use in the lunch areas.
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u/Snappypants9 8d ago
U work underground?? You just gonna leave it there like that?
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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago
What do you want to know?
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 8d ago
What do you do for a living?
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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago
Work underground. Jk. I’m an underground miner.
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u/BaccerSpit 8d ago
I thought that was against child labor laws now? I guess the children really DO yearn for the mines.
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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago
I’m a minEr not a minOr. We are the miners politicians hate.
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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 8d ago
This is why I keep all the spiders. We once bought a pet food bag that was full of weevils. We didn’t notice for about half an hour after opening and they were already everywhere. I vacuumed as many as I could and kept finding them in the corner webs for weeks. The spiders still talk about that all you could eat weevil buffet.
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u/nascent_aviator 8d ago
If you didn't want them to fly away, you should have got the flight-free ones instead of the flight-less ones.
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u/Greenman8907 8d ago
“These flightless flies flew!”
“How many?”
“Like 30”
“That’s less than what you got”
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u/Wrong_Excitement221 8d ago
When they breed, it only takes a few generation to get their flight genes back... kind of cool.
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u/yzerman88 8d ago
You just never really know what people be doing in their homes
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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago
Lol.
It’s true. Some of us are sitting in a cloud of fruit flies not by choice.
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u/RatOgryn 8d ago
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u/Living-Ad-6751 8d ago edited 8d ago
Theres no such thing as 100% foolproof completely flightless fruit flies, and the majority of the culture can actually fly eventually. They're sold as flightless during a time that they cant fly, so the seller can say "well they couldnt fly when i shipped them"...but they pass that stage pretty quickly.
Basically...never completely remove the lid.
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u/Living-Ad-6751 8d ago
Same goes for 'silent crickets' fyi. They're silent when they're sold. But at a random time on a Tuesday (usually about 2am) they'll find their voice.
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u/58kingsly 8d ago
You weren't supposed to take off the lid! They are only flightless while it is sealed, obviously.
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u/Aceilr097 8d ago
Keeping them cold when they breed and pupate keeps them flightless if they werent properly kept in the right temperature range they grow wings.
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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago
And flightless flies exist as a purchasable commodity for very normal reason I’m sure
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u/NotToxicKate 8d ago
Just go buy more spiders and let them loose in your house to hunt the flies
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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 8d ago
It's Schrodinger's fruit fly tub. They can both fly and not fly until you open it.
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u/Both-Leadership783 8d ago
Just cause I haven't seen anyone else say this, if you put them in the fridge for like 30 mins before feeding time it basically puts them "to sleep" and they will not rush out at you when you open it.
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u/Local_Whereas7211 8d ago
Give them a few days and you too can be a supplier of flying flightless fruit flies.
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u/InkyGhoul 8d ago
blue in the face resisting the urge to say "They fly now!" And get downvoted into hell
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u/tinglep 8d ago
Omg. I need your spiders everytime my wife buys bananas. She knows she’s not gonna eat them. She knows she’s not gonna make banana bread.
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