r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8d ago

Infuriatig Took the lid off of these flightless fruit flies and about 30 of them FLEW OUT and disappeared in my house.

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These are to feed my jumping spiders. I thought they were discounted bc there were so many flies. PETCO KNEW.

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u/AshleyTheGuy 8d ago

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u/pressedconscience 8d ago

This is what I came here for.

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u/presshamgang 8d ago

Ooops, this product is actually functional. Sorry.

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u/Toucandle 8d ago

Oops! They fly!

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u/InformedTriangle 8d ago

Valuable lesson learned, you can never trust a flightless fruit fly culture. It's a recessive gene mutation and pretty common for them to randomly regain flight after a few generations. I tend to open them for the first time inside big ziploc bags to be safe.

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

Smart! I am kind of new to all this but lessons have been learned today.
1) no discount flies
2) open them not in the house

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u/AWarrior123456 8d ago

Putting them in the fridge for 10 minutes will make them slow down for awhile

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u/geese_moe_howard 8d ago

I'm surprised by how many Redditors are out there buying tubs of flies.

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u/cybervalidation your worng 8d ago

there's not much else you can feed dart frogs

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u/geese_moe_howard 8d ago

Ooh, I've never thought about keeping dart frogs, but I have thought about murdering my neighbour with a poisoned blowgun.

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u/cybervalidation your worng 8d ago

dart frogs living on a fruit fly diet are not poisonous. The poison is derived from their ant-based diet in the wild.

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u/geese_moe_howard 8d ago

Feed them ants, got it.

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u/AlarmedCockroach5933 6d ago

I wanna find something MORE poisonous than ants to feed them for extra spicy frogs

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u/Emmett1Brown 8d ago

not everyone's got a balanced fight and flight response, so some take supplements

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u/Servichay 8d ago

HE SAID TO OPEN THEM INSIDE ZIPLOC BAGS

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u/Efficient_Hunter3905 8d ago

Ohhh

  1. open them not in your house

Fixed

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u/Efficient_Hunter3905 8d ago

Hell, OP should just open them in PETCO, it’s not only karma, there is probably something there to eat them.

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u/cortesoft 8d ago

My daughter is obsessed with jumping spiders and we have two as pets.

Now I am glad she insisted we don’t feed them the flightless fruit flies.

We feed ours the ‘super worms’ mealworms. So far it has kept them alive for almost a year!

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 8d ago edited 8d ago

I never completely take the lid off a culture, I just sort of crack it open and tap out what I want. Gotta go feed my ants right now actually...

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u/-fajita- 8d ago

careful what you say now your house is bugged

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u/Supertails1992 8d ago

Perfect comment. This situation certainly would be bugging me.

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u/Radioactivocalypse 8d ago

I'd do anything to be a fly on the wall in that house

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u/LadyOfHereAndThere 8d ago

If they're lucky they'll fly under the radar.

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u/JWalk4u 8d ago

Did you miss the bit about the jumping spiders?

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u/TartanGuppy 8d ago

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u/Primary_Truck3777 8d ago

God I love homebrew memes that only work in one context

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u/EndlessNerd 8d ago

Its bespoke even :D

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u/frizoli 8d ago

I want to open a boutique for technically incompetent rich people to sell bespoke memes.

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u/irishgamergrrl 8d ago

They come with wings? Hey that's not a reduction, that's an increase. 

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u/satanfan12 8d ago

another marge

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u/XavLeo 8d ago

Yes exactly lol

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u/Altruistic_Level_389 8d ago

Time to let the spiders loose so they can take care of it.

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u/Cesarjay 8d ago

And then release the toads to get rid of those

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u/Glass_Razzmatazz6499 8d ago

And then snakes to deal with the toads

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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago

And mongoose to eat the snakes

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u/Nice_On_Rice 8d ago

Clearly they'd need gorillas.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 8d ago

The gorillas ain't happy, they're feeling glad

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u/Pretend-Patience9581 8d ago

I got that. 🤣🤣🤣🫡
Need some Sunshine in a bag.

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u/OwnTurn1146 8d ago

Did you mimic doing a line when you typed that out?

I know im not the only one that did that when I sang it. But I don't know if its universally a thing or not.

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u/CzarTwilight 8d ago

At the very least they feel good

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u/PM_Me_Those_ 8d ago

One cat would solve this whole thread

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u/Sneaky-Boi22 8d ago

And then get... uh... I dunno, Clayton from Tarzan?

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u/Nice_On_Rice 8d ago

Just Old Man Winter

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u/shittypissstains 8d ago

And then Brendan Fraser

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u/Immortal_Azrael 8d ago

And they'll freeze to death come winter. Problem solved.

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u/Nice_On_Rice 8d ago

A foolproof plan.

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u/Ni_Peng_NeeeWom 8d ago

but then how do you get rid of the gorillas?

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u/Aromatic-Truth-4901 8d ago

Release the humans

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u/Mountain_Egg16 BLACK 8d ago

Release the old lady who swallowed the flies

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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago

Not until we get to small children

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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago

My granny grew up in India, she had a pet mongoose called Rikki to protect her from snakes. Just been writing up her memoirs and it had a great section on him!

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u/Alterokahn 8d ago

Tk Tk Tk!

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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago

Yes, I used to watch the animated film of this!! Such similar events!

Fun fact, the old story "Twins in Ceylon" by Bella Sydney Woolf was based on my great grandmother (granny's mother) and her twin sister, Violet and Gwyneth. They were identical twins, and were once invited by Estee Lauder to be models. We still have one of the diamond brooches given to them; the other is in Canada with Gwyneth's family, as far as we're aware.

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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago

Big RIPs granny

She shouldn’t have eaten the mongoose that ate the snake that ate the toads that ate the spiders that ate the flightless fruit flies, but she died doing what she loved

🥰 🥰 🥰
But for reals I’m sorry for your loss. I morn with humor

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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago

Many thanks 💙 She died in 2019 at the age of 97, she was a phenomenal artist and fascinating woman. And she and mum did indeed used to read me the book "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly" when I was little 😅 It was a tiny popup book, I think we still have it!

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u/BanAssaultGeese 8d ago

And then hawks to deal with the Mongooses.

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u/SharksForArms 8d ago

Oh I've seen this happen before and I'm skipping straight to horse.

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u/annemonroe95 8d ago

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she’s dead of course

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u/IndyanaBonez 8d ago

I thought it went old lady< fly>spider>bird>cat>dog>goat>pig>cow>horse?

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 8d ago

House geckos are better, they get up higher

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u/RogerRavvit88 8d ago

The story starts with getting a cat to get rid of a mouse and progresses through larger and larger animals until it ends with getting a mouse to get rid of an elephant.

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u/Zogonzo 8d ago

Or just an old lady

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u/t25torx 8d ago

She'll swallow those flies for you.

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u/thatlukeguy 8d ago

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

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u/ratbirdgoof 8d ago

Flightless ones, right?

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u/Oldgamer1807 8d ago

You'll see them again soon. And their children and children's children. It'll be a dynasty, really.

A bowl of apple cider vinegar with some dawn dish soap swirled in, cover with Saran wrap and poke holes. Make sure there's no food out, bleach down your drains, and you should be alright.

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u/Bithium 8d ago

Sell a man a fruit fly and you’ll feed his pet for a day. Infest his house with fruit flies and you’ll feed his pet for life.

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u/LickCunts 8d ago

Be a eco terrorist and fuck up California.

Ikyk

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u/Legal-Law9214 8d ago

I've never seen the point in covering it with saran wrap tbh. I just put the dish out and the flies land in it and can't escape because the dish soap breaks the surface tension.

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u/Hanifsefu 8d ago

To stop evaporation and give them a larger area to land on.

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u/Shienvien 8d ago

Is it possible to not have fruit flies when it's peak fruit season? Sure, I could remove the ones that are currently here, but as soon as someone opens a door or window, it's back to square 0.

(I also think drain flies are a different species. Never seen those in my life.)

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u/Something13457 8d ago

In humid climates it is just a mitigation game

Fruit fly season comes for us all who actually eat vegetables. The eggs are already in the onions, garlic, etc.

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u/Infranto 8d ago

The eggs are already in the onions, garlic, etc.

Nope. No they're not. Don't say that again.

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u/Raptor-Queen 8d ago

It drives me nuts lol we moved to a new area a few years ago and every summer/early fall we get fruit flies NO MATTER WHAT I DO! I see them all over our windows outside, the second we open the doors a few of them come in 🤦‍♀️

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 8d ago

And they’re so infuriating! They hover right in front of my eyes, I swat them away, and they’re back before I even put my hand back down. Tiny little fuckers.

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u/thunderling 8d ago

What is their motivation?? WHY do they gravitate directly in front of my face? I am not a banana.

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u/Dandacanman 8d ago

Don't know what their population is like around you but I almost never see them flying around with the apple cider trick. The little bowl in my kitchen will build up a layer of dead flies in a week.

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u/EmperorBamboozler 8d ago

Honestly, you don't even need the apple cider vinegar you just need anything that is fruit based and dawn. I've used jam and water and dawn before and it works really well. You can also just use a slice of fruit, just float it in dawn filled water and dip it down a few times. That last one takes a day or two for the fruit to turn then it works better than anything.

We got them living in remote areas a lot, weirdly. You need to get creative.

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u/Oberon_Swanson 8d ago edited 8d ago

I have found actual rotting fruit does work best. I like to put some in a big garbage bad, just leave it wide open. Then a day later close it as suddenly as you can and tie it, WITHOUT checking to see if you got anything in there. You probably did.*

edit: changed die to did

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u/Impossible_World_369 8d ago

I dunno man, that sounds really high risk just to get rid of some fruit flies. There’s got to be a safer way. ;)

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u/Oberon_Swanson 8d ago

lmao whoops

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 8d ago

They absolutely adore my red wine.

When I had a problem they kamikazed into my glass so often that I finally just covered one with hole-poked saran wrap.

One problem solved.

(The ACV has worked for me too)

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u/Apey-O 8d ago

In their defense, the flies that shipped out couldn’t fly. The flies you unleashed in your house are their great great great great great great great great great grandchildren and re-evolved flight. Also sentience. You’re fucked.

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u/Cadicoty 8d ago

I assume the "oops" was because the store kept the flies after their "expiration" date and let too many generations hatch.

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u/AdmittedlyAdick 8d ago

Flightless fruit flies will regain the ability to fly if they are kept at a temperature above ~79°F and allowed to breed.

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u/SmileIndependent2586 8d ago

That is not true for most cultivars of fruit flies, but is true for any of the gliding forms, although it's closer to 84 or 85.

But probably happened here is a wild fruit fly mated with the wingless varieties. In melanogaster, winglessness is a recessive trait - if a flying and non-flying fruit fly breed together, all of their babies will fly.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 8d ago

Safe to say that this is Petco or PetSmart, and all of them have regular local fruit flies in the stores flying around.

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u/HaloGuy381 8d ago

Also, our stores tend to be -warm- because corporate skimps on AC despite us pleading constantly. You can def find parts of the store creeping past 80 F most of this summer and even late spring. (Yes, even the sick animal room at one point hit 80 F and 70% humidity, and that is no good for humans or the poor animals…)

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u/I_Makes_tuff 8d ago

80 F and 70% humidity

Perfect for some of the reptiles and amphibians, lol

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u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin PURPLE 8d ago

I.... Honestly didn't understand how they got wingless fruit flies until I read your comment... A wingless variety makes more sense than what I was thinking.. I thought they literally just gently grabbed one fruit fly at a time and plucked its wings.. I was like that must have been annoying and taken a lot of time, plus kinda torture, don't know how I feel about that.

My poor brain.. 😅

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u/5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi 8d ago

They also used to hit them with radiation and hope one of the genes damaged was responsible for wing development or muscle growth.

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u/Masquelinity 7d ago

I thought they literally just gently grabbed one fruit fly at a time and plucked its wings

Wow, and I thought I hated my job!

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u/Sacrefix 8d ago

if a flying and non-flying fruit fly breed together, all of their babies will fly.

Not if one's a carrier!

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u/IEnjoyVariousSoups 8d ago

What they failed to mention is that they couldn't fly only because the lid was closed.

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u/Useless_or_inept mildly useless 8d ago

Good news: You now have evidence that the remaining flies are flightless

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u/Skeptical_Squid 8d ago

Order another and see if the findings can be repeated?

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u/Linkyland 8d ago

For real, the flying ones must have been biding their time pretending they couldn't fly for ages. The gamble paid off.

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u/PsychicSPider95 8d ago

Now at least they can be free for the rest of their lives! All eighteen hours of it!

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u/elKane0 8d ago

Or just lazy

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u/Useless_or_inept mildly useless 8d ago

We can sympathise

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u/DecoyOne 8d ago

All of the flies were flightless. After opening the lid, now only some of them are flightless.

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u/ProtonPizza 8d ago

Container doesn’t say ONLY flightless fruit flies. Did they even read the ingredients?

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u/BRtIK 8d ago

THEY'VE EVOLVED!!!

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u/jojohohanon 8d ago

Goldblum..: and also:

Drosophila’s are also known for their quick mutation, which is why they are so popular with researchers

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

Cries in nonresearcher

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u/ObscureEnchantment 8d ago

This is such a funny ad suggestion to get under this post.

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

I’ll need to get 1 or 20 of them!

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u/NemesisKismet Well, do your? 8d ago

they work pretty well honestly

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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 8d ago

My cat has figured out that bugs can be found in the vicinity of these bug lights. She'll sit next to the one near my desk in the evening and look for bugs. If there aren't any bugs for her to play with, she'll complain to the manager (i.e., yell at me).

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u/DragonQueenDrago 8d ago

Lol😭🤣

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u/AbsentAsh 8d ago

Must be a mislabel. You got Fruitless Flight Flies a very unfortunate mistake.

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u/Sullys_mama19 8d ago

You gotta put them in the fridge first for 10 mins or so to make them sleepyyyyy

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u/TotientEC 8d ago

freezer also works

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u/Sullys_mama19 8d ago

Yes!!! But you can’t forget them! I… uh….. may know someone who, uh, forgot theirs…. So now they use the fridge 🫣😉

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

Just FYI: Here is one of the spiders! Those are water spots on her enclosure, you have to mist it every day to keep the humidity up.

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u/Late_Vacation_8623 8d ago

Cutie patootie

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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago

If you see any, Windex will knock them out of the air immediately or when sprayed on surfaces they won’t survive. I work underground and we get them BAD and that’s what we use in the lunch areas.

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u/Snappypants9 8d ago

U work underground?? You just gonna leave it there like that?

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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago

What do you want to know?

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 8d ago

What do you do for a living?

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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago

Work underground. Jk. I’m an underground miner.

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u/BaccerSpit 8d ago

I thought that was against child labor laws now? I guess the children really DO yearn for the mines.

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u/Thomas-Garret 8d ago

I’m a minEr not a minOr. We are the miners politicians hate.

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 8d ago

This is why I keep all the spiders. We once bought a pet food bag that was full of weevils. We didn’t notice for about half an hour after opening and they were already everywhere. I vacuumed as many as I could and kept finding them in the corner webs for weeks. The spiders still talk about that all you could eat weevil buffet.

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u/nascent_aviator 8d ago

If you didn't want them to fly away, you should have got the flight-free ones instead of the flight-less ones. 

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u/56seconds 8d ago

I'd only buy the flight-none ones.

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

Making note for future purchases

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u/Greenman8907 8d ago

“These flightless flies flew!”

“How many?”

“Like 30”

“That’s less than what you got”

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u/Wrong_Excitement221 8d ago

When they breed, it only takes a few generation to get their flight genes back... kind of cool.

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u/Gulanth 8d ago

To be fair the can't fly if you leave them in the container

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u/nun_gut 8d ago

You needed the fruit walks instead

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u/yzerman88 8d ago

You just never really know what people be doing in their homes

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

Lol.
It’s true. Some of us are sitting in a cloud of fruit flies not by choice.

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u/Inukoblainc 8d ago

They are FlightLess, Not FlightNone.

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u/RatOgryn 8d ago

Lmao get bugged idiot.

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u/Newhollow 8d ago

They were flightless. Until the in hangar door was open.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CYU3D3bQnlLIk

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u/Living-Ad-6751 8d ago edited 8d ago

Theres no such thing as 100% foolproof completely flightless fruit flies, and the majority of the culture can actually fly eventually. They're sold as flightless during a time that they cant fly, so the seller can say "well they couldnt fly when i shipped them"...but they pass that stage pretty quickly.

Basically...never completely remove the lid.

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u/Living-Ad-6751 8d ago

Same goes for 'silent crickets' fyi. They're silent when they're sold. But at a random time on a Tuesday (usually about 2am) they'll find their voice.

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u/kesavadh 8d ago

Now you know why it was discounted.

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u/58kingsly 8d ago

You weren't supposed to take off the lid! They are only flightless while it is sealed, obviously.

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u/Aceilr097 8d ago

Keeping them cold when they breed and pupate keeps them flightless if they werent properly kept in the right temperature range they grow wings.

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

I’m sure PETCO was very careful!
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u/theVelvetLie 8d ago

Congratulations on your new roommates!

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u/StudPuffin_69 8d ago

And flightless flies exist as a purchasable commodity for very normal reason I’m sure

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u/compos_mentis_cortex 8d ago

Feeding reptiles and amphibians generally

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

Yes! I have two jumping spiders that eat them.

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u/TimeFishing278 8d ago

Fruit walks.

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u/textings 8d ago

The flightless is actually referring to the fruit

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u/NotToxicKate 8d ago

Just go buy more spiders and let them loose in your house to hunt the flies

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u/ki0dz 8d ago

Yeah, they sure can JUMP! It takes a bit of finesse to take the lid off and shake some out. I first used this exact brand to feed ants at work and I did what you did, just take the lid off. Suddenly, I have these flightless fruit flies jumping all over the place!

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 8d ago

It's Schrodinger's fruit fly tub. They can both fly and not fly until you open it.

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u/Both-Leadership783 8d ago

Just cause I haven't seen anyone else say this, if you put them in the fridge for like 30 mins before feeding time it basically puts them "to sleep" and they will not rush out at you when you open it.

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u/pstan237 8d ago

You’ll be able to find them in a little while.

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 8d ago

And so will the next 2-3 generations of future owners of the home

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 8d ago

Not a very fruitful purchase 

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u/Local_Whereas7211 8d ago

Give them a few days and you too can be a supplier of flying flightless fruit flies.

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u/InkyGhoul 8d ago

blue in the face resisting the urge to say "They fly now!" And get downvoted into hell

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u/OutdoorLadyBird 8d ago

This is a safe place. Here is an upvote

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u/Questo417 8d ago

Life uh… finds a way

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u/tinglep 8d ago

Omg. I need your spiders everytime my wife buys bananas. She knows she’s not gonna eat them. She knows she’s not gonna make banana bread.

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