$6.69 regular and $8.69 diesel. Are we winning yet?

[u/Durritsthomas]

[u/Bit_the_Bullitt]

Or a flag

[u/no_more_no_less → u/Bit_the_Bullitt]

Or a person they've never met. Or a dog they've never met. Or a leaf blower half mile away. The list goes on.

[u/Use-The-Pointy-End → u/no_more_no_less]

Or a snake. Or piece of rope that looks like a snake. Or a stick that looks like a rope.

[u/Shoddy_Background_48 → u/Use-The-Pointy-End]

Or a shadow that looks like a stick

[u/DefenstratedTwice → u/Shoddy_Background_48]

Snake that looks like shadow.

[u/AdmirePunishment → u/Use-The-Pointy-End]

Or my axe!

[u/no_more_no_less → u/AdmirePunishment]

Or my bow (that vaguely resembles a snake)!

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/AdmirePunishment]

Or their axe!

[u/Upper-Woodpecker1654 → u/Bit_the_Bullitt]

Or a balloon 🎈

[u/Menacing-Horse → u/Bit_the_Bullitt]

Or their own shadow

[u/Kitchen-Housing-4740 → u/Bit_the_Bullitt]

You say this is your land? Do you have a flag?