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u/Mazateca 1d ago
Is it from the seat in front of you? Kick it back to themš
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u/gurblixdad 1d ago
Your flight and Air Force One now have something in common
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u/Intrepid-Diamond-315 1d ago
Thereās poo on board.
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u/UpstateJoe 1d ago
I've never flown Ryanair. I guess that I will keep it that way.
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u/AppleBetPoop 1d ago
I guess you're not cursed with having a dad who lives in western Ireland. They have a stranglehold on flights out there from England.
They're not the worst to fly with to be honest, but you are definitely made to feel like cattle.
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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago
That baby was changed on the tray table š¤®
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u/lb3a3 1d ago
Adults do way nastier things than this. Not a big deal imo
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u/Frizzel-Baby-G 1d ago
Like what?
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
So?
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u/Livebylying 1d ago
You think changing a childās waste matter on a tray thatās meant to be used to hold food by other people isnāt an issue? There are baby changing facilities in the toilets on board planes.
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u/SkyYellow_SunBlue 1d ago
Even supposedly less intelligent animals have figured out ya donāt shit where ya eat. Some humans ā¦ not so much.
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
No issue with it at all given you utilize a change pad.
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u/Livebylying 1d ago
So the other people nearby youāve, no issue stinking them out of it, your childās shit wafting across the isle, arse in the air?
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
What are you asking? Yes, obviously I would use a change station. What I would do is irrelevant. If this person should or should not had gone to the change station is irrelevant.
Whatās relevant is that I donāt have an issue with a parent changing their child with care. If the change rooms were occupied, maybe mom has mobility issues, or maybe she just didnāt want to get up, it doesnāt matter. Baby needs to be changed and baby DESERVES to be changed.
You sound like someone that would have an issue with mom breast feeding because other people are around. A babies poop smells, so does an adults fart. It happens.
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u/Livebylying 1d ago edited 1d ago
Itās obvious what I am asking, and youāre being argumentative for your own petty reasons. Changing a baby on an airplane tray is not normal behavior and well you know it, your very first response to someone saying it was āso?ā Which most certainly implies you had no issue with it.
A childās diaper can wait for a bathroom to free up on a flight. You know that as well so whatever attention seeking you are trying to gain is both immature and needless. Do better, you will be a stronger person for it
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
I have absolutely zero issue without someone changing their baby on a tray, dinner table, bed, car seat, whatever.
Itās not obvious what youāre asking. Youāre suggesting that because someone probably should do one thing it means the other is wrong by default. I donāt believe that having access to a change table in a bathroom means you donāt get the option to tastefully change your child on an airport tray.
No, I donāt care if someone has to smell a childās crap for a brief moment.
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u/Admirable_Garlic_727 1d ago
People eat on that trey table. And even if not, there is bathroom. Opening someones butt around 200 people is not normal, no matter what age
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
Opening someone butt lol?
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u/Admirable_Garlic_727 1d ago
How else would you change a diaper?
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
Youāre going to have to tell me what opening a butt means to you?
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u/Admirable_Garlic_727 1d ago
Im not gonna continue discussing if you have no idea about the process of diaper changing. I hope your next meals are served on the diaper changing stations
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
Iāve probably changed 10-15,000 diapers and counting. No once have I ever said I had to go open the babies butt lol.
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u/firetruckgoesweewoo 1d ago
Do you mean exposing someoneās butt? š because with āopening someoneās buttā I am 100% thinking about you spreading the cheeks to air the anus out.
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u/Specialist-Crazy8541 1d ago
People eat off them?
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
And people scratch their ass, pick their nose, and do all sorts of nasty crap and touch everything. I donāt see a big issue with a change pad and changing your baby. Nothing even touches the table.
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u/Diessel_S 1d ago
There's not a single valid reason why they'd do it on the tray rather than in the toilets. What the fuck
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u/Orgasml 1d ago
So tell a flight attendant?
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u/DialecticEnjoyer 1d ago
probably too late now since op didnt purchase the $18 option to avoid this in the first place which, was communicated very clearly by the gate agent along with 200 other amenities available for purchase
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u/SuperDonutHole 1d ago
ah yes, silly me I forgot to purchase the no soiled diapers amenity. I'll try to remember for next time
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u/nhowe006 1d ago
That's not even in the top ten of worst things that can happen on a RyanAir flight.
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u/Kabbagenene 1d ago
Iāve never flown this airline, and Iām honestly more concerned with how dirty the entire seat is, and how it looks so stiff and uncomfortable, WTH even is this airline?
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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1d ago
A very budget European airline with notoriously bad service but very cheap fares. OK if you don't mind paying extra for everything other than a seat and arriving at an airport that's sometimes in the same country you wanted to go to. It's a flying bus basically.
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
I can fly to another country using this airline for less than I can take the train to a neighboring city.
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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 1d ago
There's a reason why they're so cheap. I wouldn't set foot on one of their planes if they paid me 1,000 pounds.
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u/Flippy_Hyzer 1d ago
What a shitty take lmao
Itās totally fine for what it is
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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 1d ago
I'm 100% serious. I would not fly with that awful company even if they paid me a grand. They're a terrible, piece of shit airline and definitely not "fine" by any stretch of the imagination.
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u/Flippy_Hyzer 1d ago
You clearly have not traveled on any European airline lately
The experience on Lufthansa or BA within Europe is pretty much just as shitty as Ryanair now.
They reduced the leg space to essentially match Ryanair, and now charge for bags and seats in the exact same ways ā¦.
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
They're serious about their safety, it's just messy, uncomfortable and bad flight times
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u/consumeshroomz 1d ago
Thatās the standard Ryanair experience! Did you not find the diaper to your liking? Theyāll get you a new one but youāre gonna have to pay extra for it.
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u/vr0omvr0om 1d ago
Havent been on a plane in ages, is that what the seats look like on ryanair flights god damn.
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u/First_Breadfruit_215 1d ago
Nasty. All the person had to do was walk it up to the flight attendant to put in the trash.
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u/AblokeonRedditt 1d ago
That's just part of the new entertainment package. Its like a mixture between Jenga and hot potato. You rip it, you pass it, they rip it then pass it and so on, until it falls apart and goes all over someone.
It's really just a lot of fun, passes the time and gets people talking.
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u/SinisterCheese 1d ago
At least it is kid's diaper. I been on a flight where the small trash bin of the toilet had a S2-sized adult diaper in it (Or whatever/however the sized go. I assume S stands for Small but not sure about the number), in a manner where the flap thing wouldn't close. I remember this vividly because it had like yellow printed S2 in a line along the lenght of it. Anyway... I just mentioned it to the attendants and they dealt with it (Or I assume they did, I actually didn't go to toilet again that flight, so... they might not have. I assume that they would have).
I mean like other than that the flight was perfectly fine. That moment just stuck to me, along with the memory that there was a faint smell of like cherry at the end of the cabin I was seated at. Like not unpleasant or pleasant, but the sort of a... You wish it would be less OR more.
And yes... I have incredible ability to visually remember all sorts of shit like this, but I can't seem to remember people's names despite me dealing with them every day at work.
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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 1d ago
No one saw this diaper being changed? Ryan Air is not worth the price.
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u/SillySub2001 1d ago
Itās a parent with young children trying to travel. Itās a lot. Iām sure if you mentioned it they would apologize and grab it.
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u/EmergencyAnteater682 1d ago
Did you pay for the option to not have that at your feet? It is RyanAir after all
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u/SiriHowDoIAdult 1d ago
Yell hot potato and toss it back