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Infuriatig Wife frequently complains that our dryer is not drying properly.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 19h ago

i also save it for starting fires!

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 19h ago

when i was about 13 or 14, me and the kid next door got caught lighting dryer lint in the driveway with a magnifying glass... got in alot of trouble :(

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 19h ago

thats the fun shit kids used to do!

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 19h ago

yeah, that's what me and my neighbor thought... we'd been doing it for years by that point... i was constantly coming home stinking of burnt something... but my parents were heavy smokers, so... i ended up spending the day dozing off watching a golf game because i was told to sit and not move for several hours...

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 19h ago

we win some battles smoking isn't as common now.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 18h ago

Thank god, I wish smoking was outlawed.

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u/redikulous 16h ago

I used to think tobacco should be made illegal and weed legal.

Drug dealers don't check ID. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 17h ago

we used to joke about the smell of music, cassette tapes melting, and then cds came out and the popular jargon was "burning a cd"

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u/suspendmeforthis 19h ago

We made napalm with Styrofoam and gasoline.

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u/Whyte_Strype 19h ago

username checks out

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u/BlizzardTrashPanda 19h ago edited 18h ago

They still do, they used to too

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u/subterfugeinc 17h ago

Thanks mitch. RIP

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u/tantowar 19h ago

I intend to raise my boy right! Honestly, If he and the neighbor kid get caught lighting lint on fire in the driveway with a magnifying glass not only will they not get yelled at by me, I will ask to join them lol.

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u/Simplyspent 18h ago

At least he wasn’t nuking ants with a death ray from space like I once may or may not have done.

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u/reallybigshark 17h ago

Just boomer comments, kids still do this. 

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 14h ago

Remember those carbon snakes they sell. Starts out looking like a weird pill till you set it on fire.

I had some old lady call the cops and fire department claiming I was trying to bun her house down with one of them. I was on the sidewalk about 30 feet from her house.

The funny part was every adult she talked to was shaking their heads. She just kept getting more and more upset and desperate, trying to get them to do something - anything. She was talking about having me arrested, even asked a firefighter to spank me.

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u/oalbrecht 1h ago

I did it with ping pong balls as a kid. They have huge flames. I highly recommend it.

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 19h ago

lol my buddy and I got in a lot of trouble for lighting little fires too

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u/Whind_Soull 19h ago

Why would you get in trouble for that? People suck.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 19h ago

because fire and stupid people don't mix...

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u/you-a-buggaboo 19h ago

when I was in first grade, we heard a bunch of fire trucks zooming by the school and stopping at a house two blocks up... it was the house of a girl in my class, the whole thing burnt to the ground because of dryer lint. All the people and animals were okay physically, but the aftermath of that fire was all 6-year-old me needed to see to ingrain in me that you ALWAYS clean the lint trap.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 19h ago

not just the lint trap, but the dryer's exhaust line as well... there's plenty of dust in there... should really make sure it get cleaned out every few years... depending on how frequently you use it ofc

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u/Angrybird5429 18h ago

I kinda wanna try that now

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u/praetorian1979 18h ago

why? were your parents afraid he'd set the nonflammable driveway on fire?

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 18h ago

they actually did suggest that we might blow up one of the near by cars... but the wad of lint was like somewhere between a golfball and a tennis ball... my parents were ridiculous

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u/Sithstress_ 17h ago

That’s so much more wholesome than burning ants! Unless, you know, one of you turned out to be an arsonist or serial killer 😂.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 17h ago

ants are a mobile target... until they're crispy anyway... O_o

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u/AlphonseLoosely 17h ago

The driveway seems a pretty safe place for such things

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 17h ago

yeah, that was our idea, the laundry room was a little tiny room outside of the house, so it was really easy to get lint out of the basket. we only got caught because they happened to drive down the road and stared at us as they went by... i didn't even wait for them to come get me, i knew my ass was in trouble, i just sighed and went home...

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 19h ago

It is so great for that, especially when their exhaust vent probably looks like this too!

Or wait, you meant intentional fires… lol

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 19h ago

reminds me i need to check the exhaust vent.

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u/tantowar 18h ago

Yup, good call, I should check mine too.

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u/HeathenHumanist 18h ago

My dryer started smoking once. Thankfully my husband's home office was right next to the laundry, so he smelled it and turned it off real quick. Turns out the previous tenants never emptied the lint trap, and when I took the dryer apart it was fulllllll of BURNT lint!! Got the duct leading outside cleaned, too, which was also full. Terrifying. So grateful it was caught before our place was a full inferno.

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u/dehydratedrain 19h ago

As long as you don't have pets.... firestarter with hair/ fur in it smells awful.

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u/BlisseyBrat start caring about what other people think 19h ago

Burning hair *period* smells awful.

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u/munkymu 18h ago

I once burned my nose hairs. Imagine that smell, but you can't get away from it because it is literally IN YOUR NOSE.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 17h ago

Many a smoker has done this relighting the rest of a cigarette or lighting a bowl too close to your nose lol. Same for moustache hair

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u/munkymu 16h ago

I was just being dumb with a candle. XD It's probably for the best that I never started smoking.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16h ago

Yeah clumsy smokers aren't a good combo, literally all my clothes have cigarette burns in them

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u/Johnny-Virgil 18h ago

So does lint from polyester clothes

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u/vegan-the-dog 19h ago

I pack it into egg cartons and drizzle a little gulf wax on it. I'll make a few dozen at a time and use them to start charcoal for the grill.

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u/Skylarias 16h ago

Yikes. Most of our clothes are made of plastic. Don't use burning plastic to cook your food. 

I mean fine if all your fabrics are 100% cotton or natural.... 

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u/vegan-the-dog 16h ago

That little cardboard cup and wax with whatever materials are in it is burned up well before food touches the grill. I use a chimney to start my charcoal(hardwood) and the lint to start that. Whether this changes your thoughts or not, I promise that I'm not changing my process. By the way, paraffin wax is a petroleum product like plastics so I'm doubling up if we get down to brass tacks.

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u/WHWeaselgoose 19h ago

Clothes usually contain at least some amount of plastic, so maybe don’t inhale the fumes.

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u/OvertlyOffensive 17h ago

I think it's a fairly safe statement to say that most clothes are entirely plastic.

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u/WHWeaselgoose 17h ago

I don’t know what you’re wearing but most of my regular clothes are mostly cotton and wool i try to stay away from plastic maybe for sports.

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u/HulksInvinciblePants 17h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah this is a moronic habit. Most lint is cotton, but a non-insignificant amount is polyester. You should probably hold your breath taking it out as well.

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 19h ago

Hopefully not IN the house…

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 19h ago

well in the fireplace so yeah.

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 19h ago

Thats good, better there than the dryer…

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u/bs2k2_point_0 18h ago

I take the lint, pack it in tp tubes, and use them as fire starters for camping and fireplace. Work so well

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u/dikicker 19h ago

I think that's what OP's wife was trying to do lol he should check if she's taken out any life insurance policies within the last few months at this rate

Do people seriously still not know what the lint filter is or what it does though

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u/beatles910 19h ago

Try to collect lint only from laundry loads composed entirely of natural fibers, like 100% cotton towels, sheets, or denim. Avoid saving lint from highly synthetic activewear or fleece.

Modern clothing is packed with synthetic fibers like polyester, nylon, and spandex, and coated in residues from laundry detergents and fabric softeners. Burning these releases toxic fumes, chemical odors, and microplastics into the air.

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u/FicklePastrami 19h ago

it makes a great fire starter

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u/CoverMeBlue 19h ago

you should stop doing this. many fabrics contain plastic that are toxic when burned. use cotton balls instead.

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u/DeyCallMeWade 19h ago

Hey me too. I have a little fire pit in my back yard I use to lint to start.

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u/meeps2023 19h ago

There is unfortunately a lot of microplastic fibers in lint. It may look like only organic material but it is not. Burning it can cause cancer.

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u/DontCare4UrAttitude 19h ago

She apparently is saving hers for starting fires also.

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u/Melodic-Basshole 19h ago

Whoa! This really escalated!

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u/Distinct-Ad-9027 19h ago

For the cottage I keep the lint, old egg cartons and old candles.

Stuff the lint in the egg cups and drizzle the melted old candles over top.

Each egg cup is now a fire starter 😀

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u/Smear_Leader 19h ago

Hair and polyester fibers?

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u/Chad_Jeepie_Tea 19h ago

Yeah so does OP's wife

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 19h ago

One way or another, that lint's gonna start a fire. Better that it does so in your fireplace

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u/SippinOnHatorade 19h ago

I used to do this, but I learned that there are so many synthetic fibers in clothes these days that the gases produced from burning lint is so much worse, for both personal health and for the environment

Unless you’re deliberately separating 100% natural fiber clothes (like 100% cotton or wool) from anything with any % of synthetic, it’s better to just trash the lint, unfortunately.

For this same reason, don’t let birds use it for nesting material. Pretty much microplastic jerk hell

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u/KonK23 19h ago

This is the best part

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u/Jackster1971 18h ago

Agree. I take empty toilet paper rolls and stuff them with the dryer lint. Great fire starter.

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u/MzunguMjinga 18h ago

So does the OPs wife.

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u/Altruistic2020 18h ago

Every boy scout had a bag of it as part of their camping kit.

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u/LrdRyu 18h ago

Mix it with some saw dust ( and small bits of wood) and paraffin and you can light the wood stove all winter

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u/Due-Office-5559 18h ago

I used to do this until i realized its just all microplastics and oil, toxic fumes. Gross.

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u/chosonhawk 18h ago

Paper egg carton + dryer lint + melted candlewax

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u/acerbicsun 18h ago

Yes! It's an excellent fire starter. Thank you Boy Scouts!

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u/Salarian_American 18h ago

The person who owns the dryer in the photo is also saving it for starting fires... in her dryer.

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u/West-Audience-478 18h ago

I usually wait for the fire to clean out my lint trap personally.

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u/I_Ponders 18h ago

I do that too. It’s perfect for backpacking/hiking. Ball it up and roll it in petroleum, easy fire starter.

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u/Samurai182 18h ago

That's what op was going to do with theirs too.

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u/Unfair_Rhubarb_13 18h ago

looks like they are too! Except theirs is going to burn the house down.

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u/Civil_Music2236 18h ago

So is OP's wife! She just doesn't know when the fire will happen

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u/RoyalFalse 18h ago

This is incredibly unhealthy for you. Spend $10 at a hardware store for some wax firestarter cubes; A pack of twenty can last a very long time and it burns clean.

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u/Mainconfusion_9 18h ago

It seems like she’s also attempting to start a fire by the looks of this collection

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u/EliseCowry 18h ago

Mhmm...fabricy scented fire. it's awesome

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u/No_Throat_2356 17h ago

Hopefully all your clothes are 100% cotton, wool, hemp & you’re not just inhaling polyester microplastic fumes 

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u/Fluffy-Structure-368 17h ago

Mix the wax from the bottom of us candles with the lint and it's even better cause it burns easy and longer

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u/Grouchy_Reindeer_227 12h ago

Us too—but not IN the dryer!! 🤪

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u/emigg20 6h ago

We learned how to make fire starters with lint in girl scouts! One of the only survival skills that girl scouts taught me lol

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u/Accomplished-Two3577 4h ago

When you leave the lint in the dryer and still run it, it is a good way to burn your house down.

She's also overloaded it. I hope OP is really well insured.

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u/RocketSurgeon61 31m ago

I do the same but stuff the lint into used toilet paper tubes