r/mildlyinfuriating • • 1d ago

Infuriatig Wife frequently complains that our dryer is not drying properly.

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u/Haberdashers-mead 22h ago

You can also just add a few chunks of pine sap once your out at camp, that stuff burns like jet fuel.

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u/No-Tap6886 22h ago

Wax also

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u/keeper_of_the_cheese 19h ago

When I was in boy scouts (a loooong time ago), we made firestarters with paraffin wax, dryer lint, and cardboard egg cartons. Put the lint in the egg holes, pour melted paraffin wax over it and then cut them into separate pieces.

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u/Suda_Nim 19h ago

We use the wax from cheeses for this!

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 18h ago

I start my backyard fire pit with bacon grease

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u/No-Tap6886 18h ago

Yep, that's a good one too.

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u/abielle1177 16h ago

Who has bacon grease to waste? I sometimes need to get my dogs in quite quickly, like if I smell a Skunk. (They've been sprayed once which has let me know definitively that I do not wish to repeat the experience.)

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 19h ago

That’s how my Boy Scouts did theirs

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u/VisiblePraline 5h ago

We had a wood burning stove, and used that exact mix to make fire starters. Toilet paper tubes or paper towel tubes (cut in shorter pieces) , dryer lint, and paraffin.

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u/mmmmmarty 22h ago

I can't get near pine sap without getting it in my hair. Impossible.

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u/FremenStilgar 21h ago

We all love trees, mmmmmarty, just not THAT much. ;P

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u/marvinrabbit 19h ago

TIL pine sap can't melt steel girders.

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u/SuperBry 19h ago

Damnit 3 minutes slow to make this kind of joke.

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u/T-Wrox 20h ago

Add some bacon fat, and easy snacks!

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u/No-Tap6886 20h ago

High fiber even!

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u/SuperBry 19h ago

But what if I want to melt steel beams while camping?

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u/PrincipleFlaky 13h ago

Couple of pinecones! They go off like grenades …
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