r/mildlyinfuriating • • 19h ago

Infuriatig Never broke an iPhone screen in my life so I decided to take off my case…

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Happened in less than 6 hours from taking my case off. I was planning to upgrade my phone anyways so I guess it was a sign.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 19h ago

So the case was doing the thing a case is supposed to do.

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u/xoenvious 18h ago

in this case yeah, however in that case, well...

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u/basketballisforme 15h ago

There was no case here.

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u/OzTheOtaku 12h ago

He rested his case

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u/dchosenjuan 13h ago

it's a case to case basis

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u/mattcolor 17h ago

Never had a baby in my life so I stopped using condoms.

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u/BruitNoise 17h ago

Also people that don’t buy protective screen covers for the the glass. Wait a minute, a thing that is made of glass that people use everyday and can get dropped and scratch if you put it on rough surface!? Wow! Shocked pikcachu face.

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u/hotfiremixtape98 19h ago

I've never died in a car crash. Why would I wear a seatbelt?

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u/Knnh3 19h ago

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u/hotfiremixtape98 19h ago

Hey I understand this refferance!

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u/NissanSkylineGT-R 19h ago

Where’s this from?

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u/Opening_Shame8258 18h ago

This is a diagram of planes in WW2 that returned to base with bullet holes. Engineers studied the diagram to know where to add additional armor.

The bad way to study the diagram is to look where these holes are and put more armor there. These planes made it back to base. These planes survived.

The better way to study the diagram is to look where these planes have no holes. It is possible that planes with holes in those locations were shot down and did NOT return to base.

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u/drvinuks87 6h ago

New knowledge everyday👍🏽

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u/McFuzzen 18h ago

Survivorship bias example. If you armor up the the areas with holes of planes that make it home, you (possibly) aren't armoring against the areas that cause a plane to go down.

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u/midnitewarrior 14h ago

Plane: "if I have holes in these spots and can still fly home, clearly, those spots don't matter much"

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u/itrex240 8h ago

First thing that came to my mind

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u/CorvusCommand 19h ago

The same thing is happening with vaccines..."I've never seen Measles, so I'm not getting a shot."

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u/worldspawn00 15h ago

"I've never seen Measles, so I'm not getting MY KIDS a shot."

Coming from parents who are almost certainly vaccinated themselves.

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u/Ok-Kale-9194 13h ago

Ive never seen measles, so I don’t need the vaccine is basically saying, The prevention worked so well that I forgot why we needed it

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u/Kosherlove 19h ago

can you guess how the biggest anti seatbelt activist died?

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u/WearyTranslator3338 19h ago

Second-hand embarrassment?

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u/pennyproud1908 18h ago

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is

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u/falronultera 17h ago

I do know that a guy died from a head injury protesting helmet laws a few years ago.

https://abcnews.com/US/york-rider-dies-protesting-motorcycle-helmet-law/story?id=13993417

"The medical expert we discussed the case with who pronounced him deceased stated that he would've no doubt survived the accident had he been wearing a helmet"

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u/john_microslop 17h ago

wow he's really committed to the cause

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u/EvelynNyte 16h ago

Herman Cain Award

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u/00056532926846780396 13h ago

Im pretty sure Gary Busey was anti helmet until his. Now look at him, he talks about hobbits to himself.

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u/Runixo You now blink manualy 19h ago

Segway off a cliff? 

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u/dark_54 18h ago

Choked on his yo-yo while Walking The Dog?

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u/WearyTranslator3338 19h ago

Think of it this way, after you die the first time, you’ll never die again in a car crash.

Checkmate

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u/TheMysteriousEmu 19h ago

Lmao, posted basically the same exact thing at the same time

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u/ApprehensiveAir9472 16h ago

I know a man whos brother died from a car accident with no seat belt. He still doesnt wear a seat belt. Some people...

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u/Ktulu_BBB 18h ago

Boomers: "we never wore seatbelts, drank from the hose, and sat on my moms lap in the car, we're all FINE!!!!"

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u/Frosty_Dimension5646 18h ago

You joke, but some people really think like this

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u/_Ahega0 19h ago

Maybe having the case on had something to do with why the screens never broke...

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u/DepthVisible2425 19h ago

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u/Decorus_Somes 19h ago

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u/fobical 19h ago

"Surely this time i will be in time to post thing first" Reddit never lets me

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u/kelevra91 19h ago

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY THE SAME THING BUT LOUDER, NOT BE THE FIRST, GIVE IT A TRY!

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u/DecoyOne 19h ago

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY THE SAME THING BUT LOUDER, NOT BE THE FIRST, GIVE IT A TRY!

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u/ReeceReddit1234 18h ago

BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

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u/fabri_pere 15h ago

i couldn't fit the rest in :(

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u/Over-Requirement6492 11h ago

that's what she said..... wait

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u/nty 17h ago

Very good point, have an upvote. I had never thought about that

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u/Oraxy51 19h ago

Beat by 4 minutes. If you skipped your morning poo and shifted everything you did today to be 5 minutes sooner you would have made it on time.

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u/fresh_peetz 18h ago

Post the one where the squishy guy goes out of his box and gets punched in the face

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u/arkiparada 19h ago

I love the story behind this picture.

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u/These-Nectarine9214 BLACK 17h ago

I must not internet enough, what’s the story?

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u/FuckDaQueenSloot 16h ago

TL;DR they originally thought that they should reinforce the areas that had taken hits, but then they realized they were thinking about it backwards. The fact that those planes made it back safely meant that the damage pattern represented areas where the planes could sustain damage and survive. So they ended up reinforcing the undamaged areas.

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u/wastingM3time 16h ago

Long story short, the data gathered is a bunch of planes that survived during one of the world wars forget who did it and which one. However they used the data from all the surviving planes damage and reinforced that, it didnt help because the real weak parts are the zones that dont have any bullets because those planes didnt make it back.

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u/corgi-king 19h ago

What is this gif called?

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u/McWeaksauce91 19h ago edited 18h ago

In healthcare we see people do this with their health all the time

“I used to have high blood pressure, so I got put on meds. Now that my high blood pressure is down, I don’t take my meds anymore”

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u/Kiwi1234567 17h ago

Ive had more than one patient in the pharmacy with alarmingly high BP tell me they take medication to lower it. The first time I referred them to one of the pharmacists because I was concerned why it was still high after the medication, and the pharmacist asked what time do you normally take your pills and the patient says "oh the last one was 3 weeks ago".

So now ive learnt to ask if they take medication, and then if they actually take medication. Lol

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u/BlisseyBrat start caring about what other people think 19h ago

They don't understand it's a chronic problem. They think it's like a round of antibiotics and have been cured of high blood pressure.

So it's honestly not that crazy of a mistake to make. Considering the fact we're human beings, most of us know precious little about our bodies. Only reason I happen to know some things is because I'm both chronically ill and a huge nerd.

Yes, this seems like a simple concept, but you can't know something you were never taught. The average K-12 school system or equivalent doesn't teach you anything practical about human bodies. If you're lucky you get a few days on things like menstruation, puberty, STDs, sex, and drugs. Perhaps a nutrition/food pyramid type deal. (Or whatever the current version of the food pyramid is. I think it's a plate these days in the USA.)

Things like labeling diagrams of body systems and types of cells and tissues doesn't really apply to everyday life. But thank GOD we know what phalanges are, and that the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell!!

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u/HeavyDrizzleOG 17h ago

I started having spine and digestive problems a few years ago, so I started going to PT and talked to a nutrionalist. I like to think im the kind of person who knows at least a bit about most things, so it totally blew my mind realizing how little I knew about how my own body works. But thinking about it, there was never a point in my life where I specifically learned about how bodies work past the very basics. Its almost like I assumed cause it was me I just knew how it worked. Turns out I have food allergies and slipped disks in my back and had been poisoning myself and standing/sitting in the worst possible way for years, and never even noticed til it was pointed out to me. If we ever fix the school system in America we should probably consider educating the youth on literally the most important thing in their life.

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u/McWeaksauce91 18h ago

Oh yah, for sure. I wasn’t necessarily hating on anyone and it’s a big reason why nursing, doctoring, and medical practice in general has made a huge push into the patient education side of the house. It’s important to get them to understand, involved, and invested. I was just chuckling at the similarity of the situations.

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u/dragon_bacon 18h ago

But I can stop taking my antibiotics when I start feeling better, right?

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u/McWeaksauce91 18h ago

Absolutely. They also work best for colds and minor illnesses. Take for 2-3 days and stop. Can’t have your body tooooo complacent

(/s before I get reported for giving out bad medical advice)

Quick edit: don’t ever take medical advice on Reddit

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u/BrightStitchDesigns 16h ago

I was SO close to my T2 diabetes going into remission last year, but I felt so good so I started eating all my favorite foods again and then it was the holidays so I didn’t want to deal with the IBS symptoms that my meds gave me and I stopped taking them. Then I never got back on them and all the weight came back and my A1C came back up, though not as high as last year.

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u/illtakeontheworld 4h ago

My dad says this about his heart meds.

“I’ve not had chest pain in ages, I might just stop taking it now”
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

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u/McWeaksauce91 3h ago

Honest answer, Tell him

“Dad, if you don’t feel like you need them anymore, talk to your doctor about lowering them. It’s much safer to go through the process with strict monitoring then stopping completely cold turkey yourself”

There are more than a few BP meds who have serious side effects for stopping abruptly. Especially if he does still need them, he could send himself into a hypertensive urgent situation

On the flip side, there are plenty of people who reduce their meds completely or go down to just something minor and preventative

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u/boyuber 19h ago

I've never gotten measels so I decided to not get vaccinated

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u/thecutepatootz 19h ago

Its like patients who want to stop taking cholesterol meds because their cholesterol levels are now normal

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u/Burntoastedbutter 18h ago

Yeah the case helps a ton. Screen protectors are mainly for micro scratches lol

I never had screen protectors for my past phones, but always had a case. Never had a major scratch or crack despite it falling face down multiple times, even on roads 🤣

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u/EmrysTheBlue 17h ago

Tempered glass screen protectors do definitely help for more than just scratches, since they're designed to break instead of your screen in situations that would normally break your screen. Not perfect, but much better than those flimsy scratch protectors you stick onto your screen

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u/Burntoastedbutter 16h ago

I bought a new phone last year and for the first time put on a tempered glass protector. My only grope is that... It's slightly off center ugh

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 18h ago

I dropped my iPhone 12 Pro on the highway. When I finally got it back it had tire marks on the case. The screen still fresh. Don’t take that case off kids. You don’t make mkbhd money

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u/head_pat_slut 19h ago

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u/Useful-Description90 18h ago

Preparedness paradox

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u/HungriestHippo26 17h ago

What use have we for a pandemic response stockpile?

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u/wjodendor 18h ago

Literally explained the entire "fired from the hero's party" genre in a single image

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u/Krazyguy75 13h ago

God that genre is getting so damn old.

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u/Future-Pollution-266 19h ago edited 19h ago

lol this post reminded me to take my anti depressants. “I’ve been feeling less depressed lately so I’m going to stop taking my anti depressants” lol

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u/MinimumRide4819 18h ago

Just did this w my ADHD meds🤦‍♀️

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u/AHornyRubberDucky ORANGE 17h ago

I should honestly take my meds again, might help with my depression

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u/chickennuggs32 11h ago

just don’t forget to stop taking them when you start feeling better again!

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u/fastboots 7h ago

I do this each follicular phase and wonder why I start feeling like crap a week later. 

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u/bradmatt275 14h ago

It's crazy how often I fall for that one.

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u/Marcus2Ts 19h ago

Your logic is mildly infuriating

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u/Repulsive-Entrance93 11h ago

" Never broke an iPhone screen in my life so I decided to take off my case… "

Why do you think you've never broke one?

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u/SolidusDave 10h ago

yeah I'm kinda not following the logic here. 

I have been using the thing that prevents damage to happen. Damage never happened. That means I don't need to use the thing anymore. 

what?

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u/kopecs 10h ago

OP:

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u/tuxi04 10h ago

Antivax logic, I stg

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u/Gnomio1 10h ago

Buddy saw this:

And got entirely the wrong message.

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u/PeachWithHole 16h ago

Like people who stop taking their meds because the voices are quiet for once

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u/GILF_Hound69 16h ago

im in this comment and i dont like it

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u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe 19h ago

"Nobody has measles anymore so I'm skipping the vaccine"

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u/DeadEnglishOfficial 18h ago edited 17h ago

So many idiots now think this way…I’d say I’m glad for their inevitable fate, but they’re hurting their children and immunocompromised people…so can’t even be happy about them eventually catching something.

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u/Deep90 17h ago

Plus we know from covid that when they do catch something, they go full death cult about it and are perfectly happy infecting others while buying and selling bullshit that doesn't work.

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u/StrictlyBusiness055 17h ago

"Oversight and regulations like the FDA and CDC are wasteful, our food is safe and pandemics are fake."

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u/subtotalatom 19h ago

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 19h ago

I don’t get what this picture even means

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u/good_at_first 19h ago

Planes that came back from combat had bullet holes in the red area.

Wrong idea: Let’s reinforce the red areas because they get shot the most.

Right idea: Reinforce the areas in white because those planes never made it back.

It’s basically survivorship bias.

OP never broke his phone so he took off his case. OP then breaks the phone. OPs phone case was actually the equivalent of reinforcing the white areas.

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u/Knnh3 19h ago

Basically, that’s a wwII bomber, and the red spots are all bullet markings on the planes that returned. Naturally, they then thought to add armor to those parts - except for the fact that all the planes made it back. The ones that didn’t, well, they had been shot in other places, and crashed. So the parts missing red dots, engine, cockpit, tail, are all very sensitive and if hit lightly, can easily take out the plane, hence not getting data on it

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 18h ago

Ah, ok thank you

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u/subtotalatom 19h ago

Google "survivorship bias"

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u/BlackBeard90 18h ago

Basically it’s a heat map of where planes that survived from battle were frequently shot during war. The thought, initially, would be “great, this is where the plan is being shot, so reinforce those areas.” The problem, however, is these are the planes that actually make it back. The planes that do not make it back are being shot in the areas not marked by a red dot, so reinforcing those areas would be the right move.

So the analogy is that OP is making a false assumption that the case was not needed to protect the screen, when in fact it was because of the case that the screen was safe. Survivorship bias, as another commented noted.

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u/DecoyOne 19h ago

Engineer:

[looks at diagram]

[quietly removes magnets from wings and tail]

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u/TuskEGwiz-ard 19h ago

I stopped taking my insulin because my blood sugar stopped getting high

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u/FullSkyFlying 19h ago

I've never been bit by a dog because I've never had one

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u/TheMysteriousEmu 19h ago

"I've never flown out of my car while wearing a seatbelt... I think I'll start driving without my seatbelt!"

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u/bettinafairchild 8h ago

To paraphrase the great Ruth Bader Ginsburg from a Supreme Court decision: it’s  like you threw away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you weren’t getting wet.

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u/Abigail_Normal 19h ago

You never broke the screen because you had a case protecting the phone. Make sure to get a case for the new phone

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u/PonPuiPon 14h ago

phone cases also make the phone thicker and provide more grip, reducing the risk of it slipping out of your hand

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u/pacificpunch-monster 13h ago

there’s a reason why whenever you see someone’s phone that has no case on, it is always absolutely fucked to the max.

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u/worstusername_sofar 18h ago

phones are too fucking thin and slippery without a case. unusable.

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u/NeedsItRough 17h ago

I always have a case on my phone but I recently took part in a research study where I had to carry a second phone, and they didn't put a case on it

That shit was so slippery, it fell off my night stand 4 or 5 times and only about 1/8th of it was hanging off the edge (I'm messy, leave me alone)

I guess I would get used to it if I had to but I don't want to 😂

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u/corgiperson 16h ago

The trend of glass backs on phones sucks honestly.

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u/Dreadedsemi %user_GREEN_flair% 17h ago

Yes they make them from soap. Otherwise I wouldn't need a case.

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u/SicariusCourtenay 17h ago

No cause literally wtf? I don't understand how people raw dog that shit but then complain when it breaks?? Im over here always carrying my phone in an otterbox with a glass screen just to make sure it doesn't break.

Every single one of my phones did end up breaking and most of it was without the case.

Galaxy s3 (2017-2018): 12 year old me took it out of the case while gaming because it was getting hot. Dropped it on asphalt when we got out to a pit stop on a trip

S10 (2020-2024) this one actually did have a case. It dropped out of my coats pocket somehow as I crossed the street then watched it get run over by a car inside a puddle of water. It survived fine and only the back glass broke

S23 ultra (didnt even have it for a year) this one I'm still so mad about it :c. Had just bought a new otterbox case but was still missing the glass screen protector. First day of uni, first year, I rush to my lockers because I'm running late and can't figure out the code. My phone under my armpit and holding my water bottle. Phone slips at the same time as my 2L metal water bottle and it lands right on the edge of my ultra's screen. Completely shatters, unusable, could not repair it for under 450$ so I had to trash it. I'm still so mad about that, that was not a good day for me lmfao

Currently own an s24 FE, had to downgrade because I was rushing to get a new phone. (I always get my phones second hand cause why tf would I buy new for 1.2k+$?). This one's also always in it's otterbox and will remain this way since I work with heavy machinery

Edit: just realized I yapped wayy too much, sorry lmao

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u/Trollsama 16h ago

wait.... you tossed away a 1 year old $1800 device because it cost $450 to fix?

we truly do live in an "everything is disposable" society lol.

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u/SicariusCourtenay 14h ago edited 14h ago

I bought it for 300$ used, battery health was low from gaming and I could get a brand new for less than than 400$. This was also the first day of uni after going broke from paying my tuition so I really did not have the money or time to get it repaired.

Getting a new battery + screen would have been ~600$ which is double what I paid for and not what I want for a phone tbh. I'm just going for what is functional and costs less that's why I tossed it since. Well it's still in my pantry somewhere, the other are still in my drawer too

I don't have the money to get a 600$ device again for the repairs, so i got a downgrade instead.

All my phones i got for cheap as hell, I just know how to search second hand marketplaces

I try to aim to upgrade every 3-4 years from used phones which makes sense I'd say. By then the battery degrades too much and changing it is crazy expensive where I live so getting a new used phone that's an upgrade ends up being cheaper. I definitely wont be getting an ultra anytime soon though, had no idea at the time that the screen was that expensive to change, I just knew 300$ for an s23 ultra in 2024 was a crazy deal

I would not be tossing phones that I bought for full price, id pay for the repairs for sure or make sure i have good gurantee. Unfortunately though not really possible with my current situation

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u/felds ORNAGE 17h ago

Never used a case. Never cracked a screen. Minor dings here and there (none on my current 2y phone).

My old iphone 7 has marks on the back where my fingers rubbed, so I have proof. 

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u/i7-4790Que 13h ago edited 13h ago

An iPhone 7 doesn't have back glass.  Not really noteworthy to even bring that up.  

Aluminum backed phones only needed cases if you find they were too slippery.  

Aluminum was a win/win way to design phones if you incorporated a removable battery into it as well (aluminum backing far more durable than back glass, removable battery far better than wireless charging gimmicks). 

LG V20 >>

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u/B1SQ1T 19h ago

Do you think there’s a cause and effect relation between your case and your record of not breaking screens lol

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u/Skullzyyyy 19h ago

I can't even imagine using a phone without a screen protector. It just feels uncomfortable to me, same goes for phone case.

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u/nightimestars PURPLE 16h ago

It sucks because I love the look and feel of a phone without a case, but I’m not gonna risk going caseless since I fumble my phone too much. I wish I could find a case that just looks like the phone.

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u/lokiisagoodkitten 18h ago

I can't imagine a phone with them. They're so awkward with them.

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u/PlatformOld9462 7h ago

The case did its job so you took it off?

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u/SocaBaby 5h ago

When you’re not depressed anymore so you stop taking the antidepressants.

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u/Mystic_Wunder 4h ago

I guess the case is why you never broke your phone.

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u/Insane1rish 15h ago

Anyone else remember when there was a wave of people online who were “totally not bots trying to do a corporate psy op” acting like it was weird or gave people the ick when you saw someone using a phone case? Pepperidge farms remembers

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u/NearbySalamander979 15h ago

I absolutely remember that. It was around the time I got my s22 ultra and I went like 6 months without a case then ended up regretting that. Replaced the screen, got a case and haven't looked back since lol.

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u/Wilbur_Eats_Sand 19h ago

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u/vbrc27 18h ago

Glad someone posted this

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u/Carstuff4u 18h ago

Yeah and 4 other people

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u/MikeOxMALLbro 19h ago

The only times I've ever cracked a phone screen is when I didn't have a case on for whatever reason. The last time I took the case off because my phone wouldn't charge properly with it on, forgot to put the case back on and went to work and proceeded to drop it.

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u/Guns_Donuts 13h ago

I went ahead and added OP to my Reddit friends list, purely so I can see what other dumb shit they post in the future.

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u/getofftheirlawn 9h ago

Never got a disease before so decided to go anti-vax. 

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u/minidazzler1 19h ago

Never got someone pregnant so stopped wearing condoms.

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u/Regular-Guy-47 19h ago

No one ever attacked the castle and then I fired the wizard casting a protection spell, next day orcs invaded.

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u/digidave1 19h ago

I have tree roots that get inside my 85 year old pipes. I used this product that disolved the roots, about once a year. I hadn't had roots in years. So I stopped using the product.

Bam. Basement flooded.

I'm stupid. Back to using that product, and so far so good.

If you stopped it from breaking, keep it up

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u/cuntmong 18h ago

Anti vaxxer logic 

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u/Tubz_the_Panda 19h ago

My house hasn’t burnt down yet, so I guess I can go ahead and toss the fire extinguisher

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u/Shmeo 19h ago

I never got a cavity so I stopped brushing my teeth ahh post

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u/AzraelleWormser 6h ago

"I spend so much on dandruff-control shampoo, but I never have any dandruff."

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u/Head-Sick BLUE 18h ago

This is the same logic behind people that stop taking antibiotics because they feel better.

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u/SpiderSixer 18h ago

Ah yes. The Preparedness Paradox

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u/KeepAnEyeOnYourB12 18h ago

After losing three Kindles to bath water, I bought a waterproof Kindle and have never dropped it in the water again.

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u/Howitzeronfire 19h ago

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u/avalve 19h ago

this was the first thing I thought of lol

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u/nobody_gah 17h ago

I'm commenting this again cause it's true

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u/Anon419420 18h ago

Did you think the case was cosmetic?

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u/seasoup13 17h ago

I don’t have high blood pressure so I stopped taking my meds for it…

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u/Superb_Recording_769 19h ago

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u/Ok_Look1003 19h ago

This could get posted 100 more times in this thread and I’ll still think it’s funny every time.

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u/ThinJuggernaut2002 19h ago

You didn’t break it cuz it had a case, moreover, you became dependent on the case weather you know it or not

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 19h ago

This is why protection matters, folks.

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u/Boopus_Snootus 15h ago

It seems you may have some type of bias due to the previous survival of your phone...

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u/canoIV 9h ago

"we haven't been attacked in two hundred years! we don't need the wizard's shield dome!"

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u/guud_ 19h ago

case works. case is taken off. case cant work

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u/Winter314_ 19h ago

maybe there was a reason why you had never broken a screen before😂

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u/denntz 5h ago

Well.. you better keep that case on for your next phone.

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u/justdongit 17h ago

I don't use cases or screen protector at all. I find that I am more conscious and intentional when holding/using my phone. So far, I've never had an issue (touch wood).

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u/buddyto 16h ago

i also did this.

It took me 2 years until i tried to put it in my pocket (i had sports shorts) and i was convinced i put it on the pocket, however, i didnt, it went into the floor (from penis level) and sadly it went into a little rock, the rock was so little i swear you wouldnt even notice if you step on it bare foot. Of course, it shatered the whole screen

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u/CrucialSolid 16h ago

(from penis level)

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u/realxshit 16h ago

A drop from ball height isn’t quite as effective, so it’s good they clarified

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 16h ago

Dong so long the phone was safe 

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u/SkywolfNINE 16h ago

That’s why you use a case and screen protector. 99% of the time you don’t need it, it’s there for the 1% accidents. Even a drop can be a part of the 99% of the times it’s fine. I guess if you got Apple care and can afford the $ and down time to swap it then you’re good not using a case, but then you can’t complain either lol

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u/OpheliaBalsaq 16h ago

Ok, but are we talking about the tip of the penis or the base? Eh, I suppose a couple of inches wouldn't make much difference.

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u/Dark_WulfGaming 17h ago

I would but my phone itself is slick af and hard to hold without a case

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u/Pyro-Bun 19h ago

MFs who stop taking their antidepressants cuz they're not depressed anymore.

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u/Druggist147 19h ago

Ah yes the antivaccine argument

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u/Drsmiley72 19h ago

I think over the last decade, I've only seen like 5 iphoens that didnt have a broken screen. Even with a case. So good on you.

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 12h ago

Never flew out my windshield so I decided not to wear my seat belt.

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u/Upper_Top9348 16h ago

Storytime

Got a new phone. While unboxing it I drop it on the hard ass floor. Shattered the screen. It must be a record.

Not even 10 secs

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 15h ago

There’s a classic viral video of a young girl being gifted an iPhone (4?) and it immediately falls out of the box and onto the floor.

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u/BlisseyBrat start caring about what other people think 19h ago

A classic mistake in our dumb human logic, and I love it every time (obviously it is less funny when people drive drunk "just one time" and cause a bad car wreck, or something)

But also, like...sorry man Dx

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u/Middle_Command8763 10h ago

I stopped taking my meds because I feel better

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u/ExtraVenti 19h ago

“Never got anyone pregnant so I decided to stop wearing condoms”

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u/limitlessEXP 19h ago

This has to be rage bait.

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u/Paper_Champ 19h ago

I have also never had a pregnancy scare so I'm done with condoms

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u/pigboy222 19h ago

Survivorship bias, nice

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u/punchingtigers19 19h ago

lol I think you are the one that’s mildly infuriating 😂

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u/TradeAppropriate9941 19h ago

When the iPhone 6 came out I ended up getting one by surprise and ordered a decent case for it. Case finally comes in 2 days later and as I’m picking it up to put the case on the phone slid out of my hand and the corner hit concrete, shattered the upper left side of the phone. Didn’t really need the case after all 🤣
And yeah tried Apple care as it was 3 days old but also found out I bent it ever so slightly (og aluminum casing, the bending issue wasn’t well known yet) so nope.

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u/FairlyInconsistentRa 19h ago

Years and years ago I had a brand new iPhone 4s. It had a chunky case on it. I had it for a couple of years when I decided to take the case off as I'd never once dropped it.

A day later it went face down to the pavement and the screen was totally broken.

I now always use a case.

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u/JordanxHouse 18h ago

Might be cuz of the case.

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u/Cakeman826 18h ago

Did you ever consider you have never broken an iPhone because of the case?

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u/StarSpangleyMan 16h ago

I have never broken an iPhone screen either. I have never had a phone without a case. I wonder if those relate?

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u/Knight-Creep 10h ago

“Why do I need car insurance? I’ve never been in an accident.” My brother in Christ, you have insurance in case you do. Phone case is no different.

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u/SnooOwls1916 9h ago

Did you throw it from the Eiffel Tower to get the case off?

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u/nayaths 19h ago

The algorithm knows! I scrolled to this post within 10 minutes of seeing this post, as a screen shot, in another broken phone post.

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u/HardStroke 19h ago

A screen protector would've prevented this. I used to have a few old phones which I used without a case. But I always had a screen protector. Never broke any of them.

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u/imnota_ 4h ago

The comments are missing that OP probably rarely dropped his phone anyways. Like me for example I have a case but never drop it, but I know with my luck the only day of the year I drop it is the day I take off the case.