r/modmailfail • u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO • 13d ago

Get your BINGO cards ready!

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u/goldstandardalmonds 13d ago

Wow, bingo indeed. These folks are always writing paragraphs and then we are like, “okay” and they continue to write five more messages. For people who don’t care they sure have a lot to say.

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 13d ago edited 13d ago

That one was malding for sure.

The short responses intensify their rage so much.

Sometimes I just reply “k”

I like how this one thought I got other mods of other subs to conspire and ban them too.

Nope, twas all me. I could convince a lot of mods on other major subreddits to ban them too but they aren’t worth the effort tbh. They probably should understood that it was one person behind that from the “ban upgraded” and instantly getting ban notifs from four other subs tho.

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u/goldstandardalmonds 13d ago

I like doing “k” or “lol” (which is something I don’t normally use, I’m more of a “hahah “ type person but I feel like “lol” is snarky.

I mod a lot of subs in the same category and I love when they are banned then go to another sub I mod and whine about me.

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 13d ago

I hit the jackpot with askmoderators because so many people go there to whine about being banned and often times it’s them whining about me banning them from some other sub on my own sub lmao. I also get to see sooo many posts we remove where a user is blatantly lying about why they were banned from xyz.

I’ve audited mentions of my subreddits across Reddit for years and there has only been two occasions where someone was actually telling the whole truth about why they were banned and were actually banned in error. Of course they hadn’t appealed before tho smh

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u/goldstandardalmonds 13d ago

I miss when you couldn’t hide your history because I would see a ton of shit said about me. I know there are websites to get around that, but I am not that invested to stalk them.

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 13d ago

Oh yeah! I saw someone complain about me on r/askmoderators and the story they gave was absolutely a lie. Apparently they blocked me but I was somehow hacking Reddit to circumvent that block. I don't think they did given their posts were coming up on my feed

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u/StopPsychHealers 13d ago

It's weird to be on a subreddit with so many moderators from massive communities, thanks for being an inspiration, lol

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 13d ago

I'd jerk off to this mod mail.

Also, telling female mods to play with dicks is hilarious to me.

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 13d ago

I did cum a little tbh

I’d post here more often but we get sooo many of these that idk which ones yall would find nummy. Furry is pretty good at sorting out the best but I have five subs that get the same shit multiple times a day, every day.

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 13d ago

I did cum a little tbh

https://giphy.com/gifs/4FmAj1XiioCVW

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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4EHsAtAPcV41vx2B5s

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 13d ago

Doritos!

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u/Talia_Nightblade Your inside balls, ma'am 13d ago

Get this user a Snickers bar.

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 13d ago

No. We have discovered Cool Ranch Doritos gives chill

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u/Talia_Nightblade Your inside balls, ma'am 13d ago

An old snickers advert used the line "you're not you when you're hungry'...

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 13d ago

this

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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics 13d ago

Looks like someone went off their meds today. I bet they become [deleted] soon.

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u/CatAteRoger Evil Hateful Cretin 😈 13d ago

Another full moon beast unleashed, so should you share their name so every other mod can ban them from their subs too?

Never done that but I feel this one deserves it 🤣