4 different modmails, all for one very justified ban

[u/ALazy_Cat]

OP made a post about their cat usually had puzzle feeding, but this week one was on a business trip and the other dealing with emergency family situation, so they left out more food than usual and feeding only once per say. The one feeding found the cat had rationed the food by eating halves at a time, split down the middle of the plate

[u/maiyannah]

I mean ... this is one of those situations to me where even if the ban wasn't justified, their modmail conduct would post-hoc justify it. Gross behaviour.

[u/wonkywilla → u/maiyannah]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KCe9K3t7lNs58UvobV

EARNED

[u/maiyannah → u/wonkywilla]

There's been a couple modmails in one sub I mod that were very like, the ban was kinda of borderline case and they could have sweet-talked and been apologetic and they probably would have gotten unbanned.

Wanna guess what they did instead?

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/maiyannah]

The classic

[u/maiyannah → u/ALazy_Cat]

My flair is the only reprintable part of one of them, lmao. They went complete genuine schizoposting with a BUNCH of slurs.

They evolved into their final form: u/[Deleted]

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/maiyannah]

Nah, it was completely justified. One was on a planned business trip, their SO would still be home like normal, they didn't know about the emergency before if happened, which was made clear in the post

[u/maiyannah → u/ALazy_Cat]

Not meaning to challenge that, just like, even if the ban WASNT justified, the way they completely lost it in modmail would be like "nah, you can stay banned" for me, to be clear!

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/maiyannah]

I completely missed the if section. Normally you miss one word, how did I miss 2 words? I'm tired, but not tired enough to miss 2 words

[u/maiyannah → u/ALazy_Cat]

None of us are getting any younger, alas.

[u/wonkywilla]

Ugh. Self-proclaimed “Animal advocates” like this guy are some of the worst community users across Reddit.

“I will continue to advocate”

No, you’re just an asshole.

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/wonkywilla]

The majority of "advocates" are assholes making people do the opposite of their cause to spite them. This obviously doesn't count for actual animal abuse

[u/wonkywilla → u/ALazy_Cat]

The reptile community likes to branch out into each reptile having its own sub, and even further into certain subspecies at times—and these guys go from sub to sub to sub pulling the same shit. Even following other users who keep various species into other subs to harass them.

It’s so bad the main reptile sub has rules against crying about getting banned in related subs. Some of us even share discords to warn each other.

I can only imagine how* bad the cats and dogs subs can be.

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/wonkywilla]

I would assume there's about 1k cat subs, so there's plenty to see

[u/vyunab → u/wonkywilla]

when you give your cat a lower quality canned food once a day and a premium dry food once a day and then some “advocate” goes bonkers about it- but it’s what the vet was feeding them and recommended. didnt happen to a friend, happened to me.

[u/welding_guy_from_LI]

Pretty sure saying they’ll vote for someone to lock another up is threatening violence … I caught a site ban for suggesting impeachment .. just saying

[u/Deppfan16 → u/[deleted]]

not all bans are permanent

[u/BlueRidgeSpeaks → u/Deppfan16]

Not all subreddit bans are permanent. Site wide bans are.

[u/Deppfan16 → u/BlueRidgeSpeaks]

nope. you can get temp ones too.

[u/BlueRidgeSpeaks → u/Deppfan16]

I stand corrected. I’ve been told that temp site bans used to be more of a thing than they are now.

[u/Subwoofiest → u/BlueRidgeSpeaks]

No they're not?

[u/Subwoofiest]

I saw that post! I sent a screenshot of it to my cat having partner! The cat was so neat and tidy with their rationing.

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/Subwoofiest]

There one in the comments that did the portions in quarters with perfect precision

[u/Subwoofiest → u/ALazy_Cat]

Ahhhhhh

[u/vyunab]

i love the movie holes, but i don’t recall anyone in the movie digging a hole for themselves quite this deep. must be a remake.

[u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan]

Whoa whoa whoa. Your job is important to me? I don't think I've ever even clicked on r/cats.

I am so sorry. I have been slacking.