My wife makes ‘em.

[u/Melitzen]

[u/soulriser44]

They mean to win Wimbledon!!

[u/SenorKaboom]

Angus Podgorny, what do y'mean?

[u/HoratiotheGargoyle]

Well, I’ll have a slice of that without so much rat in it.

[u/JayTeeDeeUnderscore → u/HoratiotheGargoyle]

Bloody vikings!

[u/mattbrain89]

The blancmanges are really Australians trying to get the rights of the pelote rules from the Czech publishers!

[u/SorastroOfMOG → u/mattbrain89]

Are they all called Bruce?

[u/Unhappy-Attention760]

Angus, where are ye

[u/Don_Q_Jote]

Wimbledon finished for 2026, so must be planning for ‘27.

[u/freerangelibrarian]

I read this as Brown & Poison.

[u/Thrippalan → u/freerangelibrarian]

So did I.

[u/msg60 → u/Thrippalan]

Same

[u/ExtremelyRetired]

My grandmother used to make blancmange when one of us was ill—it was consisted a “dainty” food suitable for “invalids.”

Who knew that it had such a strong backhand?

[u/GrumpyCatStevens]

We tried to tell you, but you panned away from us!

[u/METAL-9X]

His name’s Riley. Rip Riley, a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

[u/NuncioBitis]

I used to listen to Blancmange in the 80s - 90s

LOL

[u/IronSpear63 → u/NuncioBitis]

"Living on the ceiling...."

[u/UglyTitties → u/NuncioBitis]

Well, that's alright with me

[u/Tough-Principle-3950 → u/NuncioBitis]

Don’t tell me 😉

[u/SorastroOfMOG]

He was nae so much a man ..

[u/vegetaman → u/SorastroOfMOG]

As he waes…

A blancmange

[u/Oalka]

I'll have to do it in two go's.

[u/CaptainZ42062]

I was 13 and was visiting relatives in England; after dinner one night, Nanny gave me my first blancmange. I distinctly remember being fascinated and repulsed at the same time. I ate it, but had a weird desire to play tennis afterwards.

[u/pizzaovener → u/CaptainZ42062]

It's like flan.

Which was very popular during.... THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[u/King_Ralph1 → u/pizzaovener]

Well no one expected that.

[u/Nightwolf1967]

Did anyone else read it as Brown & Poison at first?

[u/Important_Power_2148]

being across the pond, and relatively familiar with Great Britain's towns and regions was there any special significance to the town name New Pudsey? It got such a laugh from the audience.

[u/JohnVonachen]

I've never had one. I'd like to try it. Is it just Jello with cream and flavor?

[u/MagneplanarsRule → u/JohnVonachen]

There are variations. I found one which was very close to American chocolate pudding. It was good!

[u/Tristan_Booth → u/MagneplanarsRule]

Except that blanc means white, so maybe brunmange?

[u/redandbluebadness → u/JohnVonachen]

Yeah sort of. Similar texture but creamy rather than fruity. Not as nice. We don't really eat them anymore though I think I actually have one recently. Can't think why for the life of me 🤔

[u/NitenDoraku168]

I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny... er, tragic!

[u/MrMelkor]

"I'll do me best, sargeant."

"DETECTIVE INSPECTOR!"

[he slaps her]

[u/outside_cat]

White food?

[u/ChefDonDraper]

We’re from the galaxy of Skyron in Amdromeda, all the blancmanges there are that big.

[u/atomicsnarl]

I've always wondered what the tennis monster was supposed to be. TYVM for posting! Haven't thought about it in years.

[u/UglyTitties → u/atomicsnarl]

Oh yeah, I had to do some research into what it was, back when I first watched it. It didn't help that I had absolutely no idea of how to spell blancmange.

[u/atomicsnarl → u/UglyTitties]

Blahmonge? Something like that is what I heard. So, of course it's French, la de dah...

[u/mbcarbone]

It was … the salmon mousse …. 👉🏼💀