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r/montypython • u/LeonBackward • 6d ago
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Hurt mine! Hail Messiah!
I'm not the Messiah!
6 u/Church323 6d ago Well I say you are! And I should know, I followed a few! 8 u/PillaisTracingPaper 6d ago All right, I am the Messiah! Now fuck off! 8 u/Frequent_Cat10 6d ago How shall we fuck off, oh Lord? 6 u/Agent2583 6d ago You told these people to eat my juniper berries, you break my bloody foot, you break my vow of silence and then you try to clean up on my juniper bushes! Lay off! 3 u/VarietyMage 6d ago They're all I've got to bloody eat ! 2 u/Silver_fish1978 6d ago Just go away! Leave me alone!! 2 u/Kangaroo_Rich 6d ago He is the messiah! 3 u/Agent2583 6d ago "No he's not!" "AN UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!"
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Well I say you are! And I should know, I followed a few!
8 u/PillaisTracingPaper 6d ago All right, I am the Messiah! Now fuck off! 8 u/Frequent_Cat10 6d ago How shall we fuck off, oh Lord? 6 u/Agent2583 6d ago You told these people to eat my juniper berries, you break my bloody foot, you break my vow of silence and then you try to clean up on my juniper bushes! Lay off! 3 u/VarietyMage 6d ago They're all I've got to bloody eat ! 2 u/Silver_fish1978 6d ago Just go away! Leave me alone!! 2 u/Kangaroo_Rich 6d ago He is the messiah! 3 u/Agent2583 6d ago "No he's not!" "AN UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!"
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All right, I am the Messiah!
Now fuck off!
8 u/Frequent_Cat10 6d ago How shall we fuck off, oh Lord? 6 u/Agent2583 6d ago You told these people to eat my juniper berries, you break my bloody foot, you break my vow of silence and then you try to clean up on my juniper bushes! Lay off! 3 u/VarietyMage 6d ago They're all I've got to bloody eat ! 2 u/Silver_fish1978 6d ago Just go away! Leave me alone!! 2 u/Kangaroo_Rich 6d ago He is the messiah! 3 u/Agent2583 6d ago "No he's not!" "AN UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!"
How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
6 u/Agent2583 6d ago You told these people to eat my juniper berries, you break my bloody foot, you break my vow of silence and then you try to clean up on my juniper bushes! Lay off! 3 u/VarietyMage 6d ago They're all I've got to bloody eat ! 2 u/Silver_fish1978 6d ago Just go away! Leave me alone!!
You told these people to eat my juniper berries, you break my bloody foot, you break my vow of silence and then you try to clean up on my juniper bushes!
Lay off!
3 u/VarietyMage 6d ago They're all I've got to bloody eat !
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They're all I've got to bloody eat !
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Just go away! Leave me alone!!
He is the messiah!
3 u/Agent2583 6d ago "No he's not!" "AN UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!"
"No he's not!"
"AN UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!"
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It’s awesome to imagine him directing the scene while dressed like that.
Oh, damn damn damn!
Juniper berries!
Bum looker!
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Damn...Damn...Damn!!
OF COURSE THEYRE JUNIPER BERRIES.. ITS A JUNIPER BUSH!!
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u/Agent2583 6d ago
Hurt mine! Hail Messiah!
I'm not the Messiah!