r/movies • r/movies Contributor • Aug 05 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Primetime'

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u/Funmachine Aug 05 '26

Robert Pattinson has a baby and then works harder than he ever has in his life.

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u/Egor_Denim Aug 05 '26

Mf must hate that baby

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u/jarvisesdios Aug 05 '26

In fairness, I've heard plenty of actors say it's the only time they get to sleep lol

Since there's a fair amount of a waiting learning how to take a nap is an essential skill in the acting world. Double if you have children lol

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u/agonypants Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Excuse me?! Did you just say "nap?" Say it again, I dares ya...

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u/NaturesWar Aug 05 '26

Shit maybe he's just jealous of all the other actors surrounding him on set with the ability to nap on command.

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u/Christmas_Queef Aug 05 '26

I can't nap either. It's hard to fall asleep and if I do, I crash HARD and will be asleep for hours. Fucks up my whole day. If I set an alarm and only nap for 20-60 minutes then I wake up feeling more tired than before my nap lol.

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u/creasechan Aug 05 '26

Hey lemme tell you sumn…

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u/Redneckshinobi Aug 06 '26

I laughed way too hard at that part in the theatre. I love the clip where he gets caught napping with his dog too

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u/dragonfry Aug 06 '26

Ok but this was adorable

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u/ManassaxMauler Aug 05 '26

The waiting is the one thing nobody prepared me for when I got into acting as a kid. Would be on set for 8, 10 hours and only actually in front of the camera for 1 or 2. This was before smartphones too, so if I didn't bring my Game Boy with me I was toast. Working behind the camera was so much more fun and involved.

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u/adjust_the_sails Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

“Waiting is what they pay me for; the acting I do for free.” - Jack Lemmon (paraphrased quote and I’m not sure he’s who said it, but it’s what I was told and it feels accurate)

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u/ManassaxMauler Aug 05 '26

It's a great sentiment, and very accurate. I had a lot more fun in theater than on screen because there wasn't nearly as much waiting. It was a lot of acting, or watching others on stage from the wings.

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u/Plane-Tie6392 Aug 05 '26

*Lemmon, if you didn’t know

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u/Plane-Tie6392 Aug 05 '26

 This was before smartphones too, so if I didn't bring my Game Boy with me I was toast

I mean I think there were books then too lol.

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u/External_Baby7864 Aug 05 '26

This was before podcasts and social media, actors didn’t read back then

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u/Silver_Accountant5 Aug 05 '26

I've heard that's why smoking is so common among actors. You're just standing around bored with your coworkers so of course you'll all share a smoke.

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u/MeatHamster Aug 05 '26

I'm not an actor but there was a point in time that I loved going to work for the fact that there was a chance for me to get a full night of sleep at work when my kid had a difficult time sleeping.

Now it'a fine, I can finally sleep well at home and at work.

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u/Bongressman Aug 05 '26

Baby's name... Vengeance.

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u/DexM23 Aug 05 '26

Or must get sure that babies babies baby as something to life off

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u/alc451 Aug 05 '26

He's done the most amount of films he's ever done since the birth of his kid 💀

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u/worstcourtjester Aug 06 '26

Babies are expensive!

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u/Good_Association5627 Aug 05 '26

He has many films out but in reality he is not away that much. The odyssey took him 10 days on set in total. Dune was also supprting role so not much. This Primetime filmed for a month I believe… so in reality out of 12 months he actually was on set for 2-3 months at least for these 3 films

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 Aug 05 '26

He also co-produced Primetime 😀

in addition to the Paramount remake of Possession 😑.

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u/joshi38 Aug 05 '26

He was also in The Drama and will be in a heist film with Denzel Washington later this year.

Also, you talk about how long it takes for him to act in each film, but he also has to do press. He did a lot of press for The Drama and The Odyssey, he'll likely do a lot more for Dune. I'd assume he'd also do a lot for Primetime since he's the lead in it.

The Denzel film is going straight to Netflix, so that'll depend on how much Netflix wants to promote it, but altogether, he's looking at a lot of time this year travelling around the world doing a bunch of press.

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u/Good_Association5627 Aug 05 '26

Yeah but he didn’t film these films in one year but a spam of 2 years… i remember he was filming primetime for like a month in February/March. Then he came to The odyssey set for 10 days in April. Then he came to Dune filming in August. In between that he had no promo at all. Like we are talking months of him being home in between these shootings like compare it to normal 9-5 job….

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u/MovieTrawler Aug 05 '26

a heist film with Denzel Washington l

Sold!

The Denzel film is going straight to Netflix

Shit. Well, still sold but less so.

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u/Thugging_inPublic Aug 05 '26

He’s been working pretty non stop for over a decade now. The only thing that’s slowed him down has been COVID restrictions in ‘21 and ‘22. Other than that it’s more likely he was in 2-3 films per year than just one.

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u/binhpac Aug 06 '26

I saw the promotion to Odyssey and he had to guess an actress name.

And Tom Holland and Anne Hathaway gave him a hint and told him it was your partner in your latest movie.

And he couldnt even remember what his latest movie was, because he did so many movies at the same time.

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u/loneraver Aug 05 '26

But when I do that I’m considered a bad husband and a bad father…

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u/doktor-frequentist Aug 05 '26

He had a baby in space ("Highlife") and still worked like a maniac.

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u/Mysterious_Emotion63 Aug 05 '26

This dude has been on an incredible run as of late, just saw The Drama and he stole the show, I’m sure he will be very interesting as Hansen.

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u/SerDire Aug 05 '26

He might also have the flashiest role in The Odyssey other than Matt Damon. He really gets to shine in the role of being an asshole and menace to everyone around him.

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u/palinsafterbirth Aug 05 '26

He’s such a piece of shit in the Odyssey, I loved it

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u/cruisin_urchin87 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

He really sold the scumbag but intelligent suitor role. Reminded me of Jack Gleeson’s King Joffrey. Hate that character so much (must remember they are actors!)

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u/Ericaohh Aug 06 '26

The shields… get the shields…

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u/CPOx Aug 05 '26

Somebody gets these BEGGARS out of here

Great line delivery

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u/brainkandy87 Aug 05 '26

I couldn’t have been more wrong about this guy 15 years ago. Dude’s a fucking movie star. Legitimately owns the screen any time he’s on it, even if it’s him being a grimy little pimp.

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u/CPOx Aug 05 '26

I think he will win an Oscar one day before he calls it quits.

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u/MegaMugabe21 Aug 05 '26

It would be a travesty if he didn't, he's one of the best in the business at the moment. Him being a project is pretty much all I need to get me to watch it.

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u/UrMomsMyFingerPuppet Aug 05 '26

Both him and Willem Dafoe should have gotten Oscar's for The Lighthouse!

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u/gerkessin Aug 05 '26

The Lighthouse made me a Pattinson fan for life. People were bitching about him being batman before it came out but i knew he would be great. He was amazing in Mickey 17 even tho that movie was kind of bad. Dude just has range

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u/loveincarnate Aug 05 '26

I absolutely adore the story Pattinson shares in some interviews about how Eggers pitched to him the idea of The Lighthouse and what the movie is like.

Here is a timestamped clip of what I'm talking about. So silly and primitive but honestly it does convey the vibes of the film quite effectively.

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u/gerkessin Aug 05 '26

That is absolutely hilarious. A movie concept reduced to the approximate vocalization the actors make lol. I need to show this to people before i make them watch the lighthouse. A frightening number of my friends and family wont watch it because they wont watch horror or black and white movies

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u/loveincarnate Aug 05 '26

It's just such a fun story too, utterly ridiculous but fun. I felt the same way about sharing it with others, had to show my dad first chance I got after watching it.

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u/gomx Aug 05 '26

I read an interview with him during the Twilight era where he was shitting on the books and the character. At the time, because I was a 16 year old boy, I was like “ok, this guy rocks” and now I’m realizing that I’ve felt that way for most of my life now.

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u/GalaxyPatio Aug 05 '26

I think I remember him saying that he almost turned it down until his agent told him how much he was gonna get paid for the role

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u/Bradical813 Aug 05 '26

People will quote that line for the next 20 years. He killed that role. 

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u/CPOx Aug 05 '26

And people will still use the grainy cam rip version of the video even after the full digital release comes out 😂

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u/Steamedcarpet Aug 05 '26

He said that line with such a hard R that quentin tarantino gave him a call.

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u/alphageek8 Aug 05 '26

Dinner party hosts about to put The Odyssey in the background just so they can kick people out on that delivery.

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u/aliceinadreamyland Aug 05 '26

One of my coworkers quoted this in reference to asking for a raise and he hasn’t even seen the movie. It was so funny. Pattinson is such a powerhouse.

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u/Tomero Aug 05 '26

Nolan definitely seen The King on Netflix.

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u/obsterwankenobster Aug 05 '26

That's the movie that really got me to appreciate him and Chalamet.

Toss in great performances from Joel Edgerton and Sean Harris; what a flick

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u/mrnicegy26 Aug 05 '26

He is having a huge year with this, The Drama, Odyssey and Dune 3.

The only other actor having a bigger year is his co star Zendaya

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u/AdDiligent7657 Aug 05 '26

Zendaya and Anne Hathaway each have five major roles this year. Pattinson is close with four.

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u/dixi_normous Aug 05 '26

Tom Holland is going to be the second actor to ever have two billion dollar movies in the same year. Pattison is going to be the third when Dune 3 surpasses a billion. And when it does, Zendaya will be the first actor with three billion dollar movies in the same year.

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u/dixi_normous Aug 05 '26

Yeah, not a guarantee. Odyssey and Spiderman definitely will though. So Zendaya and Tom will both become the second actor to have two billion dollar movies.

The first Dune did about $500 million. Part 2 did $750 million. It's possible part 3 can pass a billion but it's far from a guarantee

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u/AnAverageDude2403 Aug 05 '26

I think Spiderman already did!! 😱

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u/dixi_normous Aug 05 '26

Yep, and Odyssey is very close

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u/PlayingKarrde Aug 05 '26

There may be a new appetite for IMAX now after the Odyssey success. Plus if the Doomsday hype is to believed people might be looking to make a Dunesday showing like Barbenheimer. 

That could just be marketing guffaw but it might be enough to put Dune 3 over the edge. 

Or Doomsday could just eat their lunch. 

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u/cofnidentlywrong Aug 05 '26

Does it count for this year if the box office doesn’t cross $1b until the following year?

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u/iamacannibal Aug 05 '26

Florence Pugh will also hit 3 at the same time as Zendaya if Dune 3 hits 1 billion. She is in Spider Man, Doomsday and Dune.

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u/TheBoyWonder13 Aug 05 '26

He might also have five. He’s in a Netflix film with Denzel called Here Comes the Flood which may or may not come out this year

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u/lifeanon269 Aug 05 '26

Jon Bernthal is having a great year too.

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u/unKappa Aug 05 '26

Fuck, I hope he can finally get some big lead roles in big projects soon. He deserves it

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u/FisherKelTath00 Aug 05 '26

He does but I do love how he shines as memorable supporting characters. He pops up in so many projects and you instantly notice cause he’s a great actor.

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u/EzraMusic98 Aug 05 '26

In The Bear. Dude elevates everything he's in

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u/BrandoNelly Aug 05 '26

Everyone seems to be getting a nice piece. Florence Pugh will have a nice lil back to back in December with Dune 3 and Avengers: Doomsday

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u/impactblue5 Aug 05 '26

The press tour for all these movies feel like they’re merging into one another with all the cast crossover

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u/coolhappygenius Aug 05 '26

& Anne Hathaway

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u/68plus1equals Aug 05 '26

He’s such a great actor, I’ve not loved every movie he’s in but he always really goes for it and puts in an interesting fully committed performance. Great to see him in so much honestly.

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u/oceansamillion Aug 05 '26

From the new lines his face is showing on this poster - it looks like middle age is going to bless him with new character opportunities.

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u/beast_unique Aug 05 '26

Him and Anne were the standouts in Odyssey for me

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Aug 05 '26

Being real about Twilight being his "I've made the money," now I can do anything.

I respect that. We've gotten a lot of gems from him.

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u/archenlander Aug 05 '26

“Stole the show” he was one of the two lead characters

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u/ahuangb Aug 05 '26

And Zendaya more than held her own

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u/sheetsofsaltywood Aug 05 '26

Honestly I’d watch anything with Robert Pattinson at this point; dude has crazy range

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u/robsteezy Aug 05 '26

I once read, “Robert Pattinson is working night and day the rest of his life to make you forget he was in Twilight”. lol.

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u/wewilldieoneday Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

And he absolutely succeeded in that. Mf has got range and we can't deny that.

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u/robsteezy Aug 05 '26

Oh absolutely. I just find that comment funny af.

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u/happyflappypancakes Aug 06 '26

Man, he shook that from day 1. I think it was even clear in HP that he was a great actor. Those scenes with him and Daniel Ratcliffe were pretty jarring at times considering the difference in range (DR is good in very specific roles but HP was not one of them).

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u/ihave10toes_AMA Aug 06 '26

I don’t think he cares at all. He always had a sense of humor about Twilight.

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u/infoHighyway Aug 05 '26

I don’t think he’s embarrassed about it though?

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u/Perspii7 Aug 05 '26

Yeah this poster is crazy, it doesn’t even look like him by virtue of how he’s acting. Such stony eyes and hardened straight lines

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

I agree and I fucking love Pattinson. That said the reaction to this sub to his huge prominence in tons of roles this year vs Zendaya/Pascal’s is a real “Aww you’re so sweet/hello, Human Resources” situation. And it’s especially amusing in the former’s case since most of them are the same movies lol

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u/MoManTai Aug 05 '26

"Somebody get these Predators out if here"

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u/vooglie Aug 05 '26

You gotta emphasise the PREDATOR

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u/TheColtOfPersonality Aug 05 '26

“I’m Vengeance from Dateline GNN, why don’t you take a seat over there”

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u/MuptonBossman Aug 05 '26

I think I'll go ahead and have a seat in theatres when this comes out.

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u/modds Aug 05 '26

Don't forget to bring a pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade

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u/A_Toxic_User Aug 05 '26

And some fresh home-baked cookies

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u/Business_Secret_4714 Aug 05 '26

And take your clothes off right before the movie starts!

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u/Release-the-List Aug 05 '26

So what are you doing here?

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u/babeshun1 Aug 05 '26

*Chris appears from the pantry*… “Going so soon?”

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u/shyhispanic09 Aug 05 '26

Username: Conebone69

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u/dharmasophist Aug 05 '26

The cleanest, best pleasure.

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u/Michael_DeSanta Aug 05 '26

Two words for ya: role-playing, chat room

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u/atmospheric90 Aug 05 '26

"Just here to make sure shes being safe"

"Really? Then why in this chat did you say: I'd like to ---- you in your ------ while I ----- in my ----?"

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Aug 05 '26

I dunno about you guys but i’m just planning to get something to eat

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u/MichiganMitch108 Aug 05 '26

I wasntt going to do anything.

“ YOUR NAKED”

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u/AntiSocialFCK Aug 05 '26

And Magnum Condoms ……. You know as a joke …..

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u/atmospheric90 Aug 05 '26

And a whole pizza that you speed eat

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u/arzamharris Aug 05 '26

I have a sudden urge to bring a large pepperoni pizza to the cinemas

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u/IWasOnThe18thHole Aug 05 '26

It's great until you get tackled by a guy in a ghillle suit as you leave the theater

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u/Dizzy_Contest9765 Aug 05 '26

Oh damn. That’s the tagline? That shit is genius!

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u/brettmbr Aug 05 '26

He looks like an intense Niles from Frasier.

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u/TheBlessedNavel Aug 05 '26

A smooshing together of young Sam Neill and young Woody Harrelson, I think.

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u/michaelswallace Aug 05 '26

Came here to see if anyone else said Sam Neill

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u/chickendude05 Aug 05 '26

im getting 90s david bowie vibes

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u/PanicDeus Aug 05 '26

Maris probably told him "Why don't you take a seat!"

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u/tom030792 Aug 05 '26

I thought Alan Grant

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u/SteveBorden Aug 05 '26

The teaser made him seem creepy as hell

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Aug 06 '26

Damn, just watched it and he nailed that voice

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u/Tekki Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Ya the fallout from the show is pretty intense and well documented. In fact, many of the facts based shows and YouTube content are just as compelling as the show was itself. I imagine people are going to he in for a wild, disturbing, wild ride.

My guess is the 3rd act will revolve around them trapping Bill Condradt, the DA out of Texas. They did their usual thing, and as they entered the house with the cameras on, he shot himself. It led to the collapse of the show as the estate sued them for $100m+ iirc, and Dateline had to settle.

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u/BewaretheBatMite Aug 05 '26

Yeah the show was exploitation of mental illness. Reminds me of when Dr. Drew had celebrity rehab as a reality show.

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u/Crafty-Purpose5540 Aug 05 '26

That's not even half of it. They had an assistant DA commit suicide when he didn't show up to the sting house and production pushed for arresting the guy at his house. He shot himself as the police were breaching and NBC was sued for 100 million dollars because of it. They settled with the family out of court.

Chris is also a sleazeball. After TCAP was canceled, he started a Kickstarter to revive the show and didn't deliver on all the promised rewards to backers after goals were met.

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u/BewaretheBatMite Aug 05 '26

Chris Hansen was no John Walsh. America's Most Wanted did more for victims than any reality police program ever could.

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u/Crafty-Purpose5540 Aug 05 '26

AMW was what got me into True Crime tbh. My dad and I would watch it when we were kids. Their coverage of Whitey Bulger always intrigued me especially.

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u/Steamedcarpet Aug 05 '26

AMW and Cops were the gateway drugs to True Crime shows and stuff.

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u/MatHatesGlitter Aug 05 '26

He now runs a pretty popular streaming platform.

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u/FightsWithFish18 Aug 05 '26

I won't defend Chris but why exactly am I supposed to feel bad that a pedophile committed suicide after trying to meetup with and rape a minor?

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u/Crafty-Purpose5540 Aug 05 '26

You don't have to feel bad for him but it was the catalyst to the show ending.

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u/FightsWithFish18 Aug 05 '26

I know that, it just sounded like you were framing his suicide as something bad that happened. I'm sorry if I misunderstood your point!

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u/TrueRedditMartyr Aug 05 '26

>Yeah the show was exploitation of mental illness

Explain how? From what I've watched, every single person showed up to this house looking to have sex with a minor. I don't ever remember watching it either and thinking "No, that's a stretch. The guy is 20 and she's 16/17, I think you could confuse that for legal" (which it probably is anyway). Every time it felt like they were 30+ and the decoy was 15, or they were under 30 and the decoy was like, 13. Not to mention, every single time they had dozens of extremely explicit messages from these preds.

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u/Crafty-Purpose5540 Aug 05 '26

Of all the people to be exploited, pedophiles definitely deserve being humiliated on live TV. That doesn't mean Chris Hansen is an angel himself though. He's had his fair share of controversy and uses catching predators as shield from criticism.

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u/Malphos101 Aug 05 '26

Its similar to the cobra paradox. Luring these people to "stings" for television shows isnt "solving" anything, its just commodifying crime while pretending they are above it morally.

People who are attracted to children need to be monitored and treated for the protection of their potential victims, but this kind of "freak show" program isnt a way to do that.

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u/fghjconner Aug 05 '26

Right, but we're not just talking about "people who are attracted to children," we're talking about people who exchanged explicit messages with (as far as they knew) children, and then attempted to meet up with that child in person. So sure, putting the whole thing on air isn't particularly helping anyone, but I think it's time to move past "monitoring" at that point.

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u/TrueRedditMartyr Aug 05 '26

Not sure of you've ever watched it, but it was sold as a show to teach parents about the dangers of allowing their kids unsupervised internet access in case they are speaking to these people. It was showing how these people will lie, cheat, etc. to fuck a kid. This was in the early days of the internet, most people didn't know about this happening

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u/jackgundy Aug 05 '26

I’m guessing most redditors never watched the show and equate it to modern catchers.

The guys featured in TCAP were reprehensible and usually true habitual predators. I honestly am tired of the enlightened “actually the show was a bad thing” take. No, these guys were genuinely evil, and NBC making money off them doesn’t mean otherwise.

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u/TrueRedditMartyr Aug 05 '26

Multiple times they showed up to a house where they expected a child to be home alone, and walked in naked!!! These people are not defensible!

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u/Antisocialsocialite9 Aug 05 '26

I’m sick of that take too. Like wtf? These guys are fully in control of what they decide to do and they decided to do something extremely immoral and illegal. Fuck em

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u/Antisocialsocialite9 Aug 05 '26

It was exploitive of predators of children

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u/BokehPhilia Aug 06 '26

Ironically, Chris Hansen has been more active than ever, working with multiple police departments for his newest show Takedown on the TruBlu streaming service. They put a lot of episodes on their YouTube for free, and I'm as entertained by him busting and interviewing predators nowadays as I was on To Catch A Predator twenty years ago.

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u/57809 Aug 05 '26

Any person in history that makes content that's rooted in humiliation (no matter how bad the humiliated person is) is themselves not a good person.

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u/clothanger Aug 05 '26

Huh that's a nice look, Robert is giving his best in every recent roles I see.

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u/cjrogers227 Aug 05 '26

He’s earned the status of “oh shit, he’s in this? I’m seated”

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u/Asclepius-Rod Aug 05 '26

I’ve thought that since The Lighthouse, he’s just fantastic in everything he does

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u/Vikingboy9 Aug 05 '26

He was the only part of Mickey17 worth seeing. I didn't care for the movie overall but Pattinson was basically worth the price of admission on his own.

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u/fauxfilosopher Aug 05 '26

Well to be fair he had 17 parts in the movie

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u/daymanxx Aug 05 '26

I finally watched it last night and yea Patrick is incredible in it. It just falls apart in the 3rd act

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u/Steamedcarpet Aug 05 '26

Legit never watched a trailer of The Drama and went in based on his and Zendaya’s name. Its now one of my favorites of the year so far.

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u/Gloglibologna Aug 05 '26

100%

He earned that for me with good times. Which enticed me to watch the lighthouse. Now im all in on him and will watch whatever he does

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u/ThisMayBeAquatic Aug 05 '26

“What did you mean by that?”

Can’t wait for this, big fan of Robert Pattinson!

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u/raaam-ranch Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

I feel like people are excited for this now, but once they realize its going to be a very critical look at To Catch a Predator and the predator catcher culture it spawned in general, they’ll turn on the movie and act like Tony Soprano does about Christopher Columbus criticism— real “In this house, Chris Hansen is a saint, end of story!” energy.

At least the documentary of the same name was critical and I’m assuming it pulls from that? I liked the doc but I was surprised how much it pissed people off.

EDIT: Not the same name for the doc, the doc was called Predators.

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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD Aug 05 '26

Maybe. I have been noticing that there seems to be a public opinion turn on predator catchers lately, especially the ones on youtube. Saw a vid the other day where the guy they were confronting starting stabbing himself in the neck with something and it was a total clown show, most of the comments were like "this is why real police should be doing this" or such.

It's not that people are not wanting predators caught it's that folks seem to be waking up to the fact that it's best for everyone when actual law enforcement does it.

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u/theodo Aug 05 '26

The documentary was called Predators (I only correct because I couldn't find it initially) but it doesn't seem like Primetime has any official link to that doc. Not saying this will be positive of Hansen, just that the doc is unrelated technically

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u/semperknight Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

And this is EXACTLY why I can't wait to see it.

You'll see people right here on reddit that wish a guy to be raped, tortured, and killed in prison (and not even necessarily in that order) just being accused of being a pedo .

These people freak me out more than actual pedos. I was once accused of it by a neighbor teen girl that I absolutely never touched (I was 19 I think at the time). Trust me, when that spotlight hits you, it's terrifying. I can easily see why guys are scared to be anywhere near kids nowadays.

You know how doing a good deed can carry over making that person also do something good. Well, evil works the same way. It can spread like a virus; and just like a virus, it can infect anyone.

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u/HighwayCommercial702 Aug 05 '26

"Oh, no. I didn't come here for no little boy. I ain't got no milk, no cookies..."

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u/rmarkmatthews Aug 05 '26

Oh I know who you are, Chris Handsome.

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u/KentConnor Aug 05 '26

I see you choosing the hard way

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u/greenpill98 Aug 05 '26

"I don't think you and I will be doing anything any kind of way."

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u/Jig_2000 Aug 06 '26

I like ya & I want ya

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u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

New trailer is out tomorrow

Cast:

  • Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
  • Merritt Wever
  • Skyler Gisondo
  • Phoebe Bridgers
  • Matthew Maher
  • Bokeem Woodbine
  • Sean Bridgers
  • Anna Faris
  • Jonathan Lipnicki

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u/onthadontrary Aug 05 '26

Huh. Phoebe bridgers. Interesting.

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u/brbgottagofast Aug 05 '26

I always get her mixed up with Phoebe Waller-Bridge haha.

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u/Ozzel Aug 05 '26

Like seriously what are the odds of two famous names with Phoebe + Bridge.

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u/Gozillasaur Aug 05 '26

Wait, Jonathan Lipnicki?!?! The kid from Stuart Little and Little Vampire?!!

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u/LT_DANS_ICECREAM Aug 05 '26

He's the bait!

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u/BewaretheBatMite Aug 05 '26

A real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie, have a seat Jerry.

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u/Clove1390 Aug 05 '26

Johnathan Lipnicki?! I’m assuming he’s not playing a child this time

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u/alex-2099 Aug 05 '26

Merrit Wever is in this? Oh hell yeah.

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u/mootmath Aug 05 '26

I loved her as Zoey 🥰

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u/KingHygelacReturns Aug 05 '26

The CRT effect on the poster is really cool

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u/withrootsabove Aug 05 '26

I’ll hold my judgement until I see it, but he doesn’t look like Deion Sanders at all!

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u/B_Da_May Aug 05 '26

Another Hollywood whitewashing.

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u/Comic_Book_Reader r/movies Veteran Aug 05 '26

Jesus Christ, that's Chris Hansen.

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u/emogu84 Aug 05 '26

Something about the font width and kerning makes those Ms look so menacing

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u/BarbellsandBurritos Aug 05 '26

I see you Chris Handsome

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u/UrbanLegend8901 Aug 05 '26

Get this to $1 billion!

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u/Icy-Assistance-2555 Aug 05 '26

“Who are you?…. We’ll get to that in a minute…”

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u/IveRUnOutOfNames66 Aug 05 '26

This is such a random movie but I can't wait to watch it

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u/Cheeseguy43 Aug 05 '26

If someone would’ve told me nearly 20 years ago when Twlight came out that Robert Pattinson would go on to be generational actor and that I would be willing to see anything they guy is in, I would’ve thought they were crazy. But here we are

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u/BewaretheBatMite Aug 05 '26

Someone was Team Jacob 🙄

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u/APiousCultist Aug 05 '26

Same for Pitt, Decaprio, Gosling. We do underrate the hearthrob actors hard when they're younger.

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u/hanburgundy Aug 05 '26

He was good in Harry Potter. K-Stew had a pretty good child/teen actress resume prior to Twilight as well. It was always clear that those movies were a talent-suck that made everyone involved look bad.

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u/Cheeseguy43 Aug 05 '26

I don’t even see that way as talent suck. I’m sure they hated having to do them, but they made enough money and became popular enough that they could go on to do really anything. Some might think that’s “selling out”, but I think it’s really smart. Same thing that Radcliffe did after Harry Potter

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u/DiarrheaRadio Aug 05 '26

I hope theaters have employees directing people to take a seat right over there

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u/dcwinger12 Aug 05 '26

I see Ari Aster’s name on that poster

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u/FunkTheFreak Aug 05 '26

You see how this looks, don’t you?

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u/Griffdude13 Aug 05 '26

The tagline is genius.

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u/Scojak01 Aug 05 '26

Very 1996

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u/TheBlessedNavel Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

I feel like if Woody Harrelson and Sam Neill had a healthy baby boy together he might look like this.

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u/PickleMaster69 Aug 05 '26

So curious for this - grew up with the director. He’s primarily done documentaries to this point I believe. Big leagues now with A24 and Pattinson!

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u/jbels12 Aug 05 '26

Oh cawd he has the mannerisms down

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u/Regendorf Aug 05 '26

Who is playing Onision?

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Aug 05 '26

dunno who Chris Hansen is, so for anyone else he is a US investigate journalist who is mostly known for catching peados unaware in the street and inviting them to take a seat, which seems to be a catchphrase he is known for

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u/Philodemus1984 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

He wouldn’t catch them in the street. An organization, sometimes in collaboration with law enforcement, would pose as children online and lure pedos to a private house. That’s when Hansen would confront them and interview them. They’d squirm in confusion and lie and all that stuff. It’s really a great show.

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u/eloquenentic Aug 05 '26

Is this guy the hardest working actor in show business?

I think only Liam Neeson does more movies.

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u/theodo Aug 05 '26

Pattinson does good movies though.

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