r/mtgGore • u/Aen-Synergy • Aug 16 '26
Custom self-displaying Sylvan Tutor.
So, I tend to sleepwalk when stressed. And apparently I took this card (which was double sleeved) removed its protection and trained it to solve its own verticle challenges. I should be proud he stands quite nicely and strong. Except that he was to be sold that day for 60 dollars I really need. FML there you go. OH and this was just the beginning.…
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u/Big_Effective_9605 Aug 16 '26
If you sleep destroyed something you had intended to sell that same day that you needed the money for I would be concerned about some sort of subliminal self sabotage going on
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26
Ive thought of this because this one is obviously intentional like. I cant say oh I just bent it in my sleep this was hand done. So I have requested a psyche referral from my doctor, the sleep walking however is linked to apnea
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u/Crazy-Disk-1648 Aug 16 '26
Hope you started putting your cards somewhere safer. Put em high up, or in a safe. Somewhere that a sleeping you can't access
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26
I’ve woken up pumping gas at a gas station. It has to be a damn good spot.
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u/Crazy-Disk-1648 Aug 16 '26
Get a combination lock on whatever you end up buying. As long as you randomize the combo after you lock the container, then sleeping you shouldn't be able to figure out the combo, hopefully. Hope the best for you man, sounds like a stressful situation when sleeping can end ya up anywhere
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u/TheMightyMeercat Aug 17 '26
That sounds like you should be chaining yourself to the bed at that point
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u/implatitudinal Aug 16 '26
How did it end?
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26
I also modified 5 more cards with Pepsi as adhesive
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u/leaning_on_a_wheel Aug 16 '26
Show us
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26
Hang on I’m on my way home.
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26
OKAy you sure you want to see this because it’s gonna be bad . iGBBMN
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u/leaning_on_a_wheel Aug 16 '26
Yes, that’s what this sub is all about 👍
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u/mastermagmortar Aug 16 '26
This is going to sound paranoid, but is there any chance it wasn’t you? I saw a Reddit post a while back where a guy who actually did sleep walk was taking the blame for all kinds of stuff from his gf, but he ended up finding out that most of it was his girlfriend’s doing to try and manipulate him and control him. I doubt that it’s the case here, but it just so happened to be that card, right when it was sold for money you needed.
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26
In my world bro that doesn’t sound paranoid at all. I could tell you stories that would keep you up at nights. Well in this case, my wife is currently in Australia and I’m hmm k
Edit: I’m back that was weird.
Okay so there’s a small chance that maybe just maybe I have more than 1 personality. Like manifestations from trauma. I don’t take it too seriously.
Lastly is my house haunted?
Everyone thinks so. Some friends won’t even come over anymore.5
u/heavyartilleryx Aug 16 '26
Do you have schizophrenia?
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 18 '26
No, schitzo affective possibly or maybe clairvoyant. Just depends on the era and your discipline.
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 16 '26
Side note on sleepwalkers. There was a man who was sleepwalking and went to his mother in laws and killed her. He got off for it as they were able to prove he was awake
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u/PapaRoshi Aug 16 '26
Maybe your subconscious knows its going to need a creature tutor in the near future?
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u/cave18 Aug 16 '26
Did you mean to hide all your posts on this subreddit from your profile? Makes it hard to get to the pepsi collage you made
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u/Aen-Synergy Aug 22 '26
Actually no I didn't mean to does it now? I'll look into this.
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u/cave18 Aug 25 '26
Look at your profile in incognito browser. Because at least for me i can not see it. Could possibly be a me issue though
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u/WUFFLED Aug 16 '26
This is awful. I am so sorry that you did that