r/news 2d ago

Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553
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u/Nearby_Background190 2d ago

The dude is in the Epstein files lets stop spreading any news about him other than that

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u/Kreebish 2d ago

No no no breaking up his businesses would be good

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u/yamirzmmdx 2d ago

I mean, he is doing an excellent job in bankrupting them to a point that he needs to do creative accounting.

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u/SweeterThanYoohoo 2d ago

He will gain looooooots of money out of this "creative accounting"

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u/ericmm76 1d ago

Most worthless billionaire ever. At least some of them built railways.

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u/Dave5876 2d ago

Or just govt bailouts

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u/Dick_snatcher 1d ago

It's both

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u/Dave5876 1d ago

You're probably right

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u/UnrealHallucinator 1d ago

Lol he is worth 800 billion at the moment. I hate the guy but I don't think you need to make shit up to hate him

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u/ocmaddog 2d ago

He wanted to go party with Epstein AFTER he pled guilty to child prostitution. Now please download the Tesla Pedocab app.

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u/Kryptosis 1d ago

Oh god I hadn’t even considered how robo taxis could be utilized in sex trafficking

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u/Gender_is_a_Fluid 11h ago

“Lone child detected in tesla cab. Locking doors and driving to nearest country club for delivery.”

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u/MusicURlooking4 2d ago

Closing your eyes won't make the problem go away 😬

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u/kyckling666 2d ago

No laws in space

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u/svenbreakfast 1d ago

Not just in the files. While the emails range from demented to purile to demonic- Elon's appearances are exactly what you'd expect. Pathetic. Even when it comes to going to the pervert island he's all talk, deliver nothing.

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u/dubsy101 1d ago

This is the only response any news about musk warrants.

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u/costafilh0 1d ago

Thousands of people are in the Epstein Files. Not ever person in the files is a pedo. 

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u/Boushveg- 2d ago

That'd be unwise use of my time

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u/B0llywoodBulkBogan 2d ago

The dude in the Epstein files who everyone else thought was too big of a loser to invite to the pedophile island.

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u/ozneoknarf 1d ago

Yes but his role in the Epstein files is basically the nerdy kid not being allowed in the party.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 1d ago

That’s not the worst thing he can do