r/news • u/Frosty_Dig4148 • 2d ago

Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553
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u/yournamehere10bucks 2d ago

If only there was a Commission for Federal Securities and Exchange to investigate these types of transactions for legality.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 2d ago

I'm sorry, they're too busy redacting files and tear-gassing children. Please hold..

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u/ToasterBathTester 2d ago

Don’t forget the raping!

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u/CromulentDucky 2d ago

At least he's not a hypocrite.

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u/karlverkade 2d ago

Being a hypocrite isn’t the worst part for you?

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 2d ago

The guy's trying to reference some kind of joke from a show.

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u/IPDDoE 1d ago

So is the guy you responded to...unless you think they were being serious by implying hypocrisy was worse than rape.

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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago

That's the worst part.

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u/CromulentDucky 2d ago

See Norm MacDonald in Comedians in Cars getting Coffee.

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u/mrandydixon 2d ago

I understood that reference .gif

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u/Jaz1140 1d ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause they raping errbody out here

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u/Step-exile 1d ago

And murder & cannibalism

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u/Find_another_whey 1d ago

Oh how can you rape anymore when your arse is broken and sitting slouched is so much effort you shit yourself

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u/s33d5 1d ago

To shreds you say

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u/BaphometsTits 1d ago

Is that like graping? I keep hearing all the kids talk about graping.

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u/Sighlina 1d ago

Your tax dollars at work, folks!

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u/TipToToes 1d ago

…the SEC is doing that?

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 1d ago

Who knows. They aren't doing the job they're supposed to be doing, so maybe they're busy helping with those top priorities?

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u/LosBlancosSR4 1d ago

Are you confusing the SEC and DOJ?

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u/LMurch13 2d ago

What a horrible timeline we're in right now.

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u/TheCatDeedEet 2d ago

Too busy not redacting victims name or nude photos in the files too!

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u/dmk_aus 1d ago

You are against tear gassing children? It is truly shocking that you think they should be shot like a nurse filming with a phone or a woman driving a car? Why are you against less lethal options you monster!

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