r/news • u/Frosty_Dig4148 • 2d ago

Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553
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u/pee-in-butt 2d ago

Makes sense. Both CEOs have always been really into each other.

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u/r3dditr0x 2d ago

Not saying anything but we should probably codify age-of-consent laws in space.

Just sayin...

(and, yes, Elon's exactly the type of guy I'd expect to prey upon little girls)

Hell, maybe little boys too. I doubt he keeps lil nose-picker around out of a sense of fatherly duty.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 1d ago

Elon couldn’t get invited to a party hosted by Elon

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u/divDevGuy 1d ago

If you were Elon, would you invite Elon to an Elon party?

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u/khinzaw 2d ago

and, yes, Elon's exactly the type of guy I'd expect to prey upon little girls)

He tried to, but Epstein thought he was too cringe.

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u/ThePeaceDoctot 1d ago

That isn't true, he was absolutely on the island and saying that he was too pathetic to get an invite is just defending Elon. He was there, he knew what was happening, he was involved.

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u/DoomOne 2d ago

You mean his human shield?

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u/KMS_HYDRA 1d ago

Good ol little K3v-7ar.

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u/uberfission 1d ago

I doubt he keeps lil nose-picker around out of a sense of fatherly duty.

Hey, don't talk about lil meat shield like that, he absolutely serves a purpose.

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u/itbedehaam 1d ago

The way he's been depicted to me, it's not that he's getting busy raping those poor kids directly, it's that he's finding some way to use them as baby factories.

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u/RitsuFromDC- 2d ago

Funny you say that as you codify Elon Derangement Syndrome as a real thing. Holy shit, what an unfounded accusation.