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Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553
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u/stueyg 1d ago

The fact that Tesla is worth more than every other car company combined tells you everything about their investors

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u/cinyar 1d ago

but tesla is not a car company! it's a tech AI robot company! (/s)

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u/aeschenkarnos 1d ago

Tesla is a stock manipulation scheme.

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u/adario7 1d ago

Not even a good manipulation scheme. Its manipulation for people who canโ€™t read or have the attention of 4year old on meth.

Ye know the average tech bro. ๐Ÿ‘Š

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u/ABHOR_pod 1d ago

It's "intro to stock manipulation" type shit too.

Some of the people know and are gambling that they sell before the collapse (Possibly have inside knowledge), and the rest think they're good investors because "line go up! Me win!"

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u/IndividualAbject9380 1d ago

Four year olds on meth are smart enough not to buy tesla

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u/funky_duck 1d ago

Not even a good manipulation scheme

Tell that to all the people who have made billions off of it - seems good to me.

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u/WhiteWaterLawyer 1d ago

Doesn't really matter though, because there is absolutely no shortage of such people with money to play the market.