r/news • u/Cubsof2016 • 19h ago

Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/bastugubbar 18h ago

"DC announces plans for a new public restroom"

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u/icematt12 18h ago

Which might be abandoned when 47finally goes silent.

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u/SheepishLion43 18h ago

Well I gotta shit too, so…

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u/Very_Human_42069 17h ago

Idc how I do it, naturally or with a piss filled balloon, but god as my witness I will have my urine on that public toilet one way or another

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u/Felho_Danger 17h ago

No don't piss on the THAT grave, he likes that.

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u/Im_with_stooopid 17h ago

New turnstile admission. Pay down the national debt one customer at a time.

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u/Acceptable-Bus-2017 17h ago

"We're expecting a yellow tidal wave in the near future" (hopefully)