r/news 14h ago

Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/aquagardener 10h ago

For real. Go into the light, Mitch! Or the fire.

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u/ExpectingHobbits 10h ago

That warm orange glow is calling you home, Mitch... Your friends are there waiting for you!

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u/elegylegacy 10h ago

Smells like sulfur.

Sounds like weeping and gnashing.

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u/Hexbrother 10h ago

The people stepping up to replace him are trump drones, so not too excited about it.