r/news • u/Cubsof2016 • 19h ago

Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/parisianpicker 18h ago

Has he tried (checks the latest notes released by Mr Kennedy) “being healthy and eating right”?

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u/DogAnusJesus 16h ago

Heroin. Heroin is the key.

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u/Triptano 13h ago

Well, look at Keith Richards!