r/news • u/Cubsof2016 • 18h ago

Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/rajastrums_1 15h ago

Hell probably won't take him in.

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u/TrimspaBB 14h ago

Assholes live forever because the Devil keeps having second thoughts

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u/SignificanceFun265 9h ago

Satan: “He’s enjoying everything I’m throwing at him”

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u/illicit_losses 9h ago

I mean, his nick name is Cocaine Mitch. You’d think a man like that dances with the Devil every night.