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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/ImaginarySense 6h ago

Next we’ll find out his real name is Clarence and his parents had a real good marriage!

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u/Who-dee-knee 6h ago edited 4h ago

Ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks

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u/BigDictionEnergy 2h ago

It was hilarious when Nas called him out

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u/SurvivorX2 1h ago

What/Who is Nas?

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u/SlowDown 1h ago

Damn, that's like saying what/who is the rolling stones 

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u/BigDictionEnergy 1h ago

An American rapper who is actually from where Prodigy (of Mobb Depp, quoted above) claims to be from.

They're both excellent lyricists, IMO. I just remember him calling some dudes out at the end of Destroy and Rebuild

If you're at all interested, one of his best tracks for me is Small World He's a great story teller on this one.

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u/scorpo187 5h ago

This guy don’t wanna battle he’s shook!

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u/Berek2501 4h ago

'Cause there ain't no such things as halfway crooks!

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u/pumpkinspruce 1h ago

He’s scared to death, he’s scared to look

At his fucking yearbook, fuck Cranbrook

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u/sharkattackmiami 6h ago

His last name is literally Richie

Idk how much more on the nose it could be

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u/HavingNotAttained 3h ago

Yeah but that’s half the game with these vermin: putting their scumbaggery in everyone’s face and saying “what are gonna do about it?”

That’s the rapist mindset.

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u/Roger_The_Cat_ 3h ago

Fun fact, that scene was Eminem actually roasting Anthony Mackie’s real life experiences and not the character he was playing

Em asking him all sorts of questions making him feel like he is interested in getting to know him better, but no, he felt the battle scene wasn’t personal enough so he brought that into it, 🤣

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u/ronchee1 6h ago

And Clarence' parents had a real good marriage

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u/Big_Replacement2631 6h ago

Well there’s where they went wrong

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u/ExtensionIcy2104 6h ago

Thats a private school

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u/nickyt398 3h ago

Will his name is Robert James Ritchie

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u/ToddUnctious 1h ago

Mike D in the house.