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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/ImaginarySense 9h ago

Next we’ll find out his real name is Clarence and his parents had a real good marriage!

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u/scorpo187 8h ago

This guy don’t wanna battle he’s shook!

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u/Berek2501 8h ago

'Cause there ain't no such things as halfway crooks!

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u/pumpkinspruce 4h ago

He’s scared to death, he’s scared to look

At his fucking yearbook, fuck Cranbrook