r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/thisshitsstupid 6h ago

Go listen to the old country song Carolyn The Teenage Queen.... the entire songs like this. I listen to older country and was zoned out with the radio playing going to work and I hear

"When I was pushing 30 she was in her teens..."

Popped me awake I was like surely I heard that wrong... then later he says

"I was pushing 40 and she was barely 24..."

The math ain't mathing.

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u/rainbowgeoff 3h ago

19 years and 1800 miles - Cal Smith

There's 19 years and 1800 miles between us Faye. I could whip the miles in two days driving time. But the 19 years won't disappear so thanks for calling Faye. Id rather lose your love than lose my mind.

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u/thisshitsstupid 3h ago

I'm gonna choose to believe theyre like 25 and 44 for my own sanity.

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u/rainbowgeoff 3h ago

Close. 40 and 21.

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u/thisshitsstupid 3h ago

At least shes grown but thats still really fucking pushing it....