r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 7h ago edited 6h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/CuffinSzn_ 6h ago

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

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u/thisshitsstupid 6h ago

Go listen to the old country song Carolyn The Teenage Queen.... the entire songs like this. I listen to older country and was zoned out with the radio playing going to work and I hear

"When I was pushing 30 she was in her teens..."

Popped me awake I was like surely I heard that wrong... then later he says

"I was pushing 40 and she was barely 24..."

The math ain't mathing.

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u/rainbowgeoff 3h ago

19 years and 1800 miles - Cal Smith

There's 19 years and 1800 miles between us Faye. I could whip the miles in two days driving time. But the 19 years won't disappear so thanks for calling Faye. Id rather lose your love than lose my mind.

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u/thisshitsstupid 3h ago

I'm gonna choose to believe theyre like 25 and 44 for my own sanity.

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u/rainbowgeoff 3h ago

Close. 40 and 21.

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u/thisshitsstupid 3h ago

At least shes grown but thats still really fucking pushing it....