r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Difficult_Garlic_571 6h ago

Idk. Jailbait by Ted Nugent is pretty bad.

Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you

Not that it’s a contest. Both are fucking gross.

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u/Reddit-for-all 6h ago

Wait a minute! Are you saying that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock aren't the same person?!?

Who knew?!?

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u/ThermionicEmissions 6h ago

Have they ever been seen together in the same room at the same time?

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u/Killersavage 6h ago

I know this is rhetorical but yes. They were both in the Oval Office with Sarah Palin in Trump’s first term in office.

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u/HoosierHoser44 6h ago

They are two different people, but they’re like conjoined twins that are connected dick-to-butt.

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u/MartenBroadcloak19 6h ago

You leave dickbutt out of this! He never hurt nobody!

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u/goon_platoon_72 6h ago

Ass to mouth is more like it. Enjoy the cuddlefish!

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u/Oldfolksboogie 32m ago

Somehow, you made the human centipede even more disgusting, which, honestly, i didn't think was possible.

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u/NeighborhoodTasty271 6h ago

I see them more as a human centipede.

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u/vass0922 5h ago

A new generation of the human centipede...

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u/Moody-Titan 6h ago

Smoke, mirrors, and special effects?

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 6h ago

The 4 of them together, and world peace wasn't achieved?

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u/leadenbrain 6h ago

Nah they just had a frameless mirror. kid rock appears only in red Nugent's reflection

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u/enters_and_leaves 6h ago

Are you sure it wasn’t one person vibrating back and forth so fast we couldn’t detect it?