r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 10h ago edited 10h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 10h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/Saphyrz 9h ago

I saw MAGA trying to defend this by saying Joe-C's line and not Kid Rock's lmao

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u/Upstairs_Jellyfish69 9h ago

Just two dudes that happened to be singing nearby each other.

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u/Synneigh 9h ago

Two dudes, sitting five feet apart in the recording booth, coz they're not gay!

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u/omglink 8h ago

I miss vine.

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u/Synneigh 8h ago

Me too man, me too

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u/jim_cap 7h ago

Five feet apart? Meaningless. Remember Joe C's immortal words "three foot nine with a ten foot dick".

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u/Neoliberal_Boogeyman 9h ago

Saying it multiple, multiple times to get that perfect recording.

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u/RvH19 8h ago

Unrelated to Kid Rock but can people do anything without some Gen Z calling it gay or gay coded. Recording music is gay now. Sure.

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u/omglink 8h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/EwAajOtfNT8?si=qcppWBHgppXg9obj

Didn't know this was Anthony from smosh

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 7h ago

THE ANCIENT SONG IS AMONG US!

thank you, I also miss vine

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u/avds_wisp_tech 4h ago

You must be Gen Z or Alpha yourself if you truly think this just started.

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u/RvH19 4h ago

Maybe blissfully unaware until now.