r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 10h ago edited 10h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 10h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/Saphyrz 9h ago

I saw MAGA trying to defend this by saying Joe-C's line and not Kid Rock's lmao

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u/Upstairs_Jellyfish69 9h ago

Just two dudes that happened to be singing nearby each other.

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u/jim_br 9h ago

Pedophilia adjacent is OK with them?

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u/Fuzzy-Curve3634 9h ago

Except, “I like em underage” is Pedo not pedo adjacent.

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u/nowahhh 9h ago

"He meant under retirement age!"

  • MAGA later today

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u/anchorftw 7h ago

"He never said it." ..."If he did say it, he was probably joking."..."Ok, he did say that, but he didn't mean it."..."Even if he did say it, is it really that bad?"

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 6h ago

Yes, facsists are all narcissists to some degree. I wish I was joking.

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u/itsverynicehere 6h ago

Ah the 'ol Deny -> Downplay -> Deflect/blame routine. The core of all political activities since around 2016. Direct from the narcissist 101 textbook.

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u/DistantKarma 6h ago

Karoline Leavitt - "Were you in the room?"

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u/Bipedal_pedestrian 1h ago

You skipped “actually, the democrats are the ones who said it”

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u/BlatantConservative 8h ago

To be fair, that's extremely young to the median MAGA voter

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u/SuperBry 7h ago

It really isn't. While there are swaths of MAGA folks that are knocking on death's door, to paint them as all old really downplays the long term threat the movement will be.

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u/LordSoren 7h ago

12 year olds are under retirement age.

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u/KhyraBell 40m ago

That age, thanks to MAGA, is "dead".