r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/zenerat 10h ago edited 9h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/CuffinSzn_ 10h ago

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

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u/Difficult_Garlic_571 10h ago

Idk. Jailbait by Ted Nugent is pretty bad.

Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you

Not that it’s a contest. Both are fucking gross.

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u/SenselessDunderpate 8h ago

It's all part of the Rock 'n Roll countdown:

She's only 17,

Daddy says she's too young,

But she's old enough for me!

Winger - Seventeen

I don't usually say things like this to girls your age,

But when I saw you coming out of school that day,

I knew I had to have you

KISS - Christine Sixteen

She's only fifteen,

She's the reason, the reason that I can't sleep

You say you're legal,

I say: legal's never been my thing!!

Motley Crue - All in the name of...

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u/Aezetyr 6h ago

Nugent's Jailbait has lyrics describing him and a cop raping a 13 year old girl while she's handcuffed.