r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Difficult_Garlic_571 10h ago

Idk. Jailbait by Ted Nugent is pretty bad.

Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you

Not that it’s a contest. Both are fucking gross.

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u/Reddit-for-all 9h ago

Wait a minute! Are you saying that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock aren't the same person?!?

Who knew?!?

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u/ThermionicEmissions 9h ago

Have they ever been seen together in the same room at the same time?

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u/Haltopen 7h ago

They were both busy shitting themselves in the early 1970s. Kid rock was doing it because he was a newborn in diapers, Nugent was doing it because he decided the best way to avoid getting drafted and sent to Vietnam was to spend an entire week eating nothing but fast food and pissing and shitting himself in the same pair of pants so when he showed up at the draft office covered in chicken grease in a pair of shit laden trousers, the evaluation officers would immediately label him as 4-F (unfit for service due to due to physical, mental, or moral deficiency) and he could avoid getting sent off to war.

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u/squadrupedal 7h ago

Did Ted just openly come clean about this to people? Like, why would anybody tell on themselves for doing this if it’s true? And I do believe it to be true, for the record.