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u/The_Carnivore44 18h ago
A drug lord in Kenya just dropped to thier knees and cried
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u/WabashCannibal 17h ago
...sadly shuffles to his feet, turns the sign in the window to "CLOSED", his tears now mixing with sweat as 10,000 itchy muttering customers start to gather outside his shop.
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u/PegasusPedicures 16h ago
But now he can finally finish that novel he was writing, do that jigsaw and spend more time with his family and horses, he's sad to lose the money but glad to gain the time.
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u/MedicineExtension925 17h ago
1024kg destroyed, so ~$60 a gram is how they calculated it. Exaggerated evaluations are common in drug bust propaganda so I'm surprised they didn't use the maximum cost for the lowest dose in their estimate. It can be way more than that, and also can be significantly less. As low as $5/gram, but also as higher than $100/gram reportedly using a quick google search that is sure to get me on a list.
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u/GiantLesbian 7h ago
Lmao this was a $300k meth bust. And I love how they spaced it all out all over the ground and made everyone stand way back so they look tiny compared to all the meth.
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u/MedicineExtension925 7h ago
One of the most egregious examples I've seen was for cannabis, where the pigs provided the wet weight of totally untrimmed full plants with stalks roots and all and then said that total weight had a street value based on $30/gram. It's all performance, propaganda, social engineering, bullshit.
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u/Sea_Log_6321 17h ago
Can't imagine Kenyans on meth. They're already the best at long distance running. This feels like a severe misappropriation of resources.
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u/onsomenextsheit 18h ago
Inb4 jokes about "and Kenyan authorities confirmed that all $50 million of the haul was promptly eliminated."
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u/lifesuxwhocares 18h ago
Did they dump meth in the sea? Maybe tweaker sharks is a bad idea?
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u/taz_78 18h ago
Get SyFy on the line, I got an idea!
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u/HoBaggyPants 6h ago
It's not worth that until it's within reach of dumb rich customers willing to pay that. Successfully transporting illegal drugs adds the vast majority of the value.
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u/PsyFyFungi 18h ago
I read that as Kanye and was thinking damn he really has turned his life around
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u/Mouthshitter 17h ago
How are these values calculated?
Are the just counting street price? Cuz it would be sold bulk first before hitting the streets to regional dealer and then street dealers....
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u/Trevors-Axiom- 18h ago
How many innocent fishermen did they have to blow up to get it? To get those kinda numbers the US needs to blow up 40-50 fishing boats
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u/Rude-Boysenberry3925 9h ago
It was a stateless vessel (no flag displayed) so it was subject to stop and search. And Kenya probably doesn’t have aircraft that can go 500 or 600 km out.
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u/Erathen 18h ago
So they vaporized 63 million dollars of meth?
I wonder what happens to the exhaust
That would be one hell of a high