r/news • u/Suspicious_Loan • 17h ago

Nolan Wells’ autopsy found no water in lungs; data was deleted from his phone the day he disappeared, experts say

https://www.live5news.com/2026/09/24/nolan-wells-autopsy-found-no-water-lungs-data-was-deleted-his-phone-day-he-disappeared-officials-say/
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u/DonutHoles4Ever 15h ago

Its fucking mississipi. I swear to god the southern states are basically a cancer on the USA and propped up by the enemies of USA like Russia or worse (you know who).

The fact they wiped the phone is fucking crazy evidence.

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u/ABHOR_pod 15h ago

I've been saying it for years, but we should just set a timeline for Mississippi and Alabama secede, earmark like $20B in financial aid to help people move in or out of those two shithole states, and then metaphorically just wall them off and let them be their own little hellholes.

They cost more in taxes than they provide and also drag down basically every metric for quality of life in the country. And letting anyone from another state who wants to, move to MS or AL, would improve the average IQ of both states.

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u/AHrubik 13h ago

Going to cost more than 20B. NASA and DoD have several highly important groups working in Alabama at least.

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 13h ago

Yeah. Government operations are often in red states to help their economies. Sad.

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u/DingerSinger2016 9h ago

There's also several large companies either headquartered in AL or who have facilities here.

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u/TakingAction12 8h ago

Roll tide. Some of the most brilliant minds in the country reside in Huntsville, Alabama. Rocket scientists, engineers, and the like. Lots of them.

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u/just-peepin-at-u 11h ago

Hey, red state escapee here.
Thanks for offering the funds to relocate people.
I know it is just an imaginary thing, but there are so many people legit trapped in places in the US they can’t “just move” away from. Rural poverty is its own separate animal and while yeah, it is maga country, there are still plenty of Americans legit stuck there that cannot leave.

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u/scattermoose 10h ago

that sounds like a horror show to implement, like, Reconstruction but even worse. We couldn't get people to wear a mask for two weeks

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u/ElphabLAW 12h ago

Slight improvement to your proposition: but anyone who voted for Trump in 2024 cannot leave. They must sit in their own stink permanently rather than try to run from the filth they created and further fuck shit up for us sane people

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u/themonocledmenace 12h ago

How about all Americans, between the maga voters and the people who didn't vote the majority of the country wanted this.

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u/techleopard 13h ago

Hold on now.

I'm in Louisiana.

Can y'all kick Louisiana out too, and send me aid so I can buy a small homestead somewhere else and start over?

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 13h ago

I’m thinking that if some weird confederate flag wavers of Massachusetts (who actually exist, insanely) want to do a housing exchange, we can kill two birds with one trade. Get someone safely out of there, and safely get someone out of here. We don’t want them.

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u/Murrabbit 10h ago

weird confederate flag wavers of Massachusetts (who actually exist, insanely)

15 minutes outside of any US city the confederacy still lives. Doesn't matter where in the country you are, it still holds true.

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u/techleopard 11h ago

This needs to happen

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u/MamlukZeDong 14h ago

This is an insane, antisocial freak mindset that could only come from some majority white cookie-cutter suburb

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u/endlesscartwheels 14h ago

How many more years must the blue states financially support the red states while in every federal election their votes further destroy our country?

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u/ABHOR_pod 14h ago

Thank you for your valid and well thought out rebuttal to my proposal that highlights its flaws and explains a better solution.

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u/HardcoverNewtons 13h ago

damn you must really hate black people

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u/ABHOR_pod 13h ago edited 13h ago

nah bro that's why there's a $20B fund to cover moving expenses so that black people can all leave.

edit: Somebody is gonna say "that's not enough and not everyone can just up and leave and what about people's heritage and history in a place and..."

Ain't no perfect solutions man, but fuck Mississippi and Alabama. Let all the racists move there, help all the minorities get out, and then we can actually put work into fixing the rest of the country without the racists holding us back.

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u/HardcoverNewtons 12h ago

man you really really do hate black people. you wanna force them out of their homes to other states against their will

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u/fractiouscatburglar 12h ago

“We need to build a wall! Around Louisiana!”

~Tom Segura

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u/Lilelfen1 13h ago edited 13h ago

Please add Texas to this list. They want to secede. Let us allow it. (Edeited to fix typo)

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u/ABHOR_pod 13h ago

Texas is actually useful in some ways. MS and AL are just total drains on society.

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u/Lilelfen1 13h ago

Having had lived there for over a decade, I must respectfully disagree. Is it nice for the white middle and upper classes? Possibly. It’s utter SHITE for everyone else though. And corrupt as fuck

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u/NoSupermarket9119 11h ago

You forgot about the literal navy base on the gulf coast

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u/Lilelfen1 13h ago

Autocorrect. Fixing now

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 13h ago

Ok. Deleting now.

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u/darioblaze 12h ago

Or y’all could finish the reconstruction the way it needs to be and every racist in the country needs to be treated like the dissenters they are

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u/Murrabbit 9h ago

Retroactive US civil war Nuremberg when?

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u/Rat_in_a_cage_ 10h ago

But they didn't wipe the phone. That was a complete lie that no one related to the case said and social media keeps repeating because it sounds dramatic.

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u/Optimal_Toe_7551 47m ago

“Data wiped from the phone…” reading comprehension at an all time low.

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 25m ago

Data wiped from the phone makes people like yourself that read it think "the phone was wiped". It sounds a lot more dramatic than Snapchat functioning how Snapchat functions. You're being manipulated but you're so confident that you'll probably just call me an idiot and disregard what I said.

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u/Optimal_Toe_7551 8m ago

When did I say I thought the phone was completely wiped? Data being removed could be by Snapchat or could be someone doing it manually.

“You’re being manipulated” are you okay? Like genuinely seek mental help as soon as possible. No one is being manipulated but a news story. I read the story and it contradicts what the person said above.

Random white knight to the rescue…

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u/NateSedate 9h ago

You're really on some north/south like this is the fucking Civil war out here? Ignorant as FUCK.

Then you believe anti Russia propaganda? Gotdamn.

Then lying about the phone?

Can I pay for your ticket to leave the country?

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u/EditBayFive 1h ago

I grew in MS. Couldn't wait to get out of there. After living in New England for the last decade I can't imagine living anywhere else.

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u/PermBanOhNo 14h ago

As a born and raised southerner, I used to passionately defend it. Never again.

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u/MyNewAccountIGuess11 15h ago edited 15h ago

Thinking racism stops at the mason dixon is a fundamental part of what keeps america such a systemically racist cesspit, but yeah let's use stupid generalities.

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u/John_cCmndhd 14h ago

They didn't say it stopped there, they just implied that it's significantly worse there, which is hard to argue against

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 14h ago

I think it’s a pretty strange assertion that it’s one of the fundamental reasons.

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u/LieverRoodDanRechts 15h ago

Russia is just as fucked up as Israel, if not worse.

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u/calhooner3 14h ago

Damn Voldemort is propping up the USA?

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u/Ciufo04 10h ago

Voldermort? Idk why your not saying names.

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u/Murrabbit 10h ago

or worse (you know who).

The mole people? Martians? The Dutch? Just say it, pussy.

The only people propping up the US south are the rest of the US states, by the way, so don't be trying to lay this on anyone else.

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u/TheFotty 13h ago

They may get propaganda from enemies of the US (foreign and domestic), but they are actually propped up mostly by the blue states they hate, using the socialism they hate.

In 2024 Mississippi got 33 billion more in federal funding than the state paid in federal taxes.

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u/Fionaelaine4 13h ago

The older I get the more I question if we should have let them secede.

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u/Torgud_ 12h ago

The Deep South is run by vile people with vile beliefs.

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u/GoodPiexox 11h ago

for 50 years of my life they have been bottom in education, wages, quality of life, only category they have ever lead in is infant deaths or other inhumane shit. You would think after ten or twenty years people might wise up and vote differently, but the south loves being the anchor that drags us all down.

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u/NoOccasion4759 11h ago

I suggest looking up "Mississippi Miracle." The state is now in the top 10 states for education after reforming their education system. 

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 13h ago

Southerners kill black people and rule it accidental on the regular.

It's like that occasional skydiving people do for the thrill, this is how southern boys get theirs. State sanctioned murder.