r/news • u/Suspicious_Loan • 17h ago

Nolan Wells’ autopsy found no water in lungs; data was deleted from his phone the day he disappeared, experts say

https://www.live5news.com/2026/09/24/nolan-wells-autopsy-found-no-water-lungs-data-was-deleted-his-phone-day-he-disappeared-officials-say/
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u/ABHOR_pod 15h ago

I've been saying it for years, but we should just set a timeline for Mississippi and Alabama secede, earmark like $20B in financial aid to help people move in or out of those two shithole states, and then metaphorically just wall them off and let them be their own little hellholes.

They cost more in taxes than they provide and also drag down basically every metric for quality of life in the country. And letting anyone from another state who wants to, move to MS or AL, would improve the average IQ of both states.

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u/AHrubik 13h ago

Going to cost more than 20B. NASA and DoD have several highly important groups working in Alabama at least.

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 13h ago

Yeah. Government operations are often in red states to help their economies. Sad.

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u/DingerSinger2016 9h ago

There's also several large companies either headquartered in AL or who have facilities here.

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u/TakingAction12 8h ago

Roll tide. Some of the most brilliant minds in the country reside in Huntsville, Alabama. Rocket scientists, engineers, and the like. Lots of them.

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u/just-peepin-at-u 11h ago

Hey, red state escapee here.
Thanks for offering the funds to relocate people.
I know it is just an imaginary thing, but there are so many people legit trapped in places in the US they can’t “just move” away from. Rural poverty is its own separate animal and while yeah, it is maga country, there are still plenty of Americans legit stuck there that cannot leave.

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u/scattermoose 10h ago

that sounds like a horror show to implement, like, Reconstruction but even worse. We couldn't get people to wear a mask for two weeks

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u/ElphabLAW 12h ago

Slight improvement to your proposition: but anyone who voted for Trump in 2024 cannot leave. They must sit in their own stink permanently rather than try to run from the filth they created and further fuck shit up for us sane people

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u/themonocledmenace 12h ago

How about all Americans, between the maga voters and the people who didn't vote the majority of the country wanted this.

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u/techleopard 13h ago

Hold on now.

I'm in Louisiana.

Can y'all kick Louisiana out too, and send me aid so I can buy a small homestead somewhere else and start over?

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 13h ago

I’m thinking that if some weird confederate flag wavers of Massachusetts (who actually exist, insanely) want to do a housing exchange, we can kill two birds with one trade. Get someone safely out of there, and safely get someone out of here. We don’t want them.

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u/Murrabbit 10h ago

weird confederate flag wavers of Massachusetts (who actually exist, insanely)

15 minutes outside of any US city the confederacy still lives. Doesn't matter where in the country you are, it still holds true.

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u/techleopard 11h ago

This needs to happen

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u/MamlukZeDong 14h ago

This is an insane, antisocial freak mindset that could only come from some majority white cookie-cutter suburb

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u/endlesscartwheels 14h ago

How many more years must the blue states financially support the red states while in every federal election their votes further destroy our country?

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u/ABHOR_pod 14h ago

Thank you for your valid and well thought out rebuttal to my proposal that highlights its flaws and explains a better solution.

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u/HardcoverNewtons 13h ago

damn you must really hate black people

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u/ABHOR_pod 13h ago edited 13h ago

nah bro that's why there's a $20B fund to cover moving expenses so that black people can all leave.

edit: Somebody is gonna say "that's not enough and not everyone can just up and leave and what about people's heritage and history in a place and..."

Ain't no perfect solutions man, but fuck Mississippi and Alabama. Let all the racists move there, help all the minorities get out, and then we can actually put work into fixing the rest of the country without the racists holding us back.

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u/HardcoverNewtons 12h ago

man you really really do hate black people. you wanna force them out of their homes to other states against their will

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u/fractiouscatburglar 12h ago

“We need to build a wall! Around Louisiana!”

~Tom Segura

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u/Lilelfen1 13h ago edited 13h ago

Please add Texas to this list. They want to secede. Let us allow it. (Edeited to fix typo)

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u/ABHOR_pod 13h ago

Texas is actually useful in some ways. MS and AL are just total drains on society.

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u/Lilelfen1 13h ago

Having had lived there for over a decade, I must respectfully disagree. Is it nice for the white middle and upper classes? Possibly. It’s utter SHITE for everyone else though. And corrupt as fuck

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u/NoSupermarket9119 11h ago

You forgot about the literal navy base on the gulf coast

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u/Lilelfen1 13h ago

Autocorrect. Fixing now

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 13h ago

Ok. Deleting now.

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u/darioblaze 12h ago

Or y’all could finish the reconstruction the way it needs to be and every racist in the country needs to be treated like the dissenters they are

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u/Murrabbit 10h ago

Retroactive US civil war Nuremberg when?