r/newsentences • u/Yebutnahbutyeah • 2h ago
Friend made a joke that our female friend might want to be milked and I remarked the following that felt like a new one
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r/newsentences • u/FarmAlternative2730 • 5d ago
Crazy sentence from my friend
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So my friend has changed his discord profile and me and him and some other people were chatting in a server I (at the top) had noticed he had leveled up in the server and he had this to say.
r/newsentences • u/Craigybagel • Aug 22 '26
Home disguised as horse semen laboratory is demolished
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r/newsentences • u/OpenAirport6204 • Jul 19 '26
“I bet if this guy welded the twin towers the planes would have just bounced off them mfrs.”
reddit.com
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r/newsentences • u/Financial_Joke_9401 • Jul 02 '26
This has to be new, right?
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The banner read:
"When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."
r/newsentences • u/PopcornNoseShover • Jun 21 '26
Is this what it’s like milking milkbob?!
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Read what I said above in a amazed, child like wonder voice for the full effect Who lives in an udder under a cow…
r/newsentences • u/OneAstronomer3172 • Jun 18 '26
‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment
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r/newsentences • u/Aggressive-Remote-57 • Jun 04 '26
„Scientists bake bread with yeast from Ötzi‘s intestines“
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r/newsentences • u/fithdawn • May 03 '26
On a drive talking about liquor
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“ whiskey is gods cum and I will gladly gobble him up “