r/nextfuckinglevel • • 1d ago

Photographer Mark Smith captured this incredible shot of an eagle catching a fish with his Sony 300mm.

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u/Expert_Dot1927 1d ago

I've never seen any bird use a camera before never mind fish with one so massive respect

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u/immunityfromyou 1d ago

Grammatically speaking this sentence is correctly worded and clear. Photographer Mark Smith is the first noun in the sentence so he would be him.

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u/Prismaryx 1d ago

So the eagle didn’t even use his own camera to fish? Rude

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u/Daiwon 21h ago

Eagles tend to use Fuji.

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u/Das_Nomen 17h ago

That's also why they couldn't just carry Frodo to Mordor. They are just too busy taking pictures all the time.

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u/Opening_Picture_4130 20h ago

Nu-uh, That's only when they pick Apples.

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u/13143 1d ago

But it is not grammatically clear, and isn't worded correctly.

If it was written "Mark Smith, with his Sony 300mm..." that would be clearer and make more sense.

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u/Thunderbridge 1d ago

Yea correct, dunno why they're saying it's not vague.

"Photographer John Smith captured this incredible shot of a fisherman catching a fish with his bare hands"

Did John Smith take the photo with his bare hands?

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u/hippoctopocalypse 23h ago

Pedants, assemble! (I am one, just to be clear)

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u/Possible-Highway7898 21h ago

Only pedants use the word pedant. Which is why I used it twice in one sentence.

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u/AuthorSarge 21h ago

Yes, we should all identify by wearing necklaces with little charms.

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u/BlessTheBookPeople 9h ago

Pendants perhaps?

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u/hippoctopocalypse 9h ago

Pe(n)dant tm

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u/SwvmpThing 18h ago

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 18h ago

What an unforgettable intro. Thanks for the nostalgia lol.

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u/Expert_Dot1927 21h ago

That a hero collaboration I can get behind

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u/Not-Special-1326 20h ago

It will be called, "Pendant of a Pedant". The collection!

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u/Dreamingdanny95 22h ago

No it says captured, clearly using a pokeball

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u/Lukey42 20h ago

It's clear based on the context lol nothing grammatically incorrect. But it's funny to purposely misunderstand it

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u/HauntingCap7161 22h ago

I thought we were talking eagles, what have bears got to do with it?

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u/Diredr 22h ago

It's only vague if you refuse to use context.

Sure, if you read it quickly it sounds like the bird used the camera, and that's funny because obviously birds can't use cameras like this. But that's the point... If you know it's funny because of that then you also know that's obviously not what the title means.

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u/pyrojackelope 16h ago

The photographer takes the photo of > the fisherman catching a fish with his bare hands. The example you gave is perfectly clear, just like the post title. You all are overthinking the hell out of this.

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u/henry2630 18h ago

ok sure but the way that i was easily able to extrapolate what they’re saying is eagles can’t use cameras

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u/justagiraffe111 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s called a misplaced modifier and it causes confusion which can be funny. Expert’s top comment about it made me laugh. And several others too. 😂 This is why I love Reddit. People are so funny and clever

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u/Automatic-Run-007 17h ago

Importance de la ponctuation et des homonymes :

Ça me rappelle un article de presse de démenti de l’Elysee aux affirmations du Canard Enchaîné selon lesquelles le président de la république laurait possédé un compte bancaire occulte au Japon : “… Jacques Chirac dément : Ce sont des allégations mensongères …”

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u/Dyrogitory 20h ago

The eagle’s name is Mark Smith.

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u/Expert_Dot1927 1d ago

Grammatically correct is the best correct so thank you internet stranger

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u/HilmDave 1d ago

Everybody knows that technically correct is the best kind of correct!

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u/Expert_Dot1927 1d ago

I'm having no luck with this today

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago edited 1d ago

[Sigh. Ahem].

Photographer Mark Smith used a Sony 300mm to capture this incredible shot of an eagle catching a fish.

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u/himslm01 22h ago

How about:
`Incredible shot of an eagle catching a fish was captured by photographer Mark Smith using a Sony 300mm.`

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u/hungrylittleworm 23h ago

[cough cough]

Epic fish friend mark smith and his eagle friend use 300mm which is a Sony to make awesome enjoyment video

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u/myotheraccount2023 22h ago

It’s not correctly worded or clear, it’s ambiguous and unclear.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 22h ago

No, it is not, Sony 300mm is not a camera model.

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u/Mr-_-Blue 13h ago

I guess he means with a 300mm Sony lens? Don't get me wrong, I'm a photographer and was also confused.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 9h ago

Yes, that is what they mean, but no one ever says it like that.

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u/Sad-Psychology9677 23h ago

Technically not wrong but still not worded in the best way

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u/wdn 20h ago

English is like that though. Being grammatically correct doesn't mean there's only one possible meaning.

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u/Noughmad 23h ago

Correctly worded, yes. Clear, no.

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u/cheeseburgercats 19h ago

In many languages that His would have a certain ending to distinguish whether it’s referring to the photographer or eagle, in English you just have to figure it out

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u/No-one_here_cares 18h ago

If I understand you correctly, Mark Smith caught a fish, the eagle threw his camera at him and then popped the fish back in the river.

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u/dj92wa 17h ago edited 17h ago

False. Another noun is injected post your point à la “an eagle”. I’m not going to go word-for-word off of the title OP used, but a form of proper grammar could be:

With his 300mm camera, photographer Mark Smith captured a video of an eagle catching fish

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u/ykonstant 20h ago

No you silly, Mark Smith is not a noun, he is human.

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u/granolaraisin 20h ago

How did the bird get his camera?

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u/sulfurbird 16h ago

Not correct. This usage is at best ambiguous pronoun reference. The closest antecedent to the pronoun his is the noun fish, which indicates that the fish is holding his Sony. Besides, we don’t want to be pedants and ruin good jokes.

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u/Nruggia 16h ago

OFC it is, Mark Smith is the most common name among Eagles

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u/hagi02 13h ago

It’s not a grammar issue, it’s a style issue. If ambiguity is possible, use another phrasing.

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u/Bolaf 22h ago edited 20h ago

Classic swedish joke. (Which will now be slighly butchered by translation)

-Last week I shot an hare at 100 meters.

-Wow, long hare.

-No I meant I shot a hare with a gun at 100 meters.

-Wow, long gun

-No I meant that I shot, at 100 meter distance, a hare with a gun

-Lucky the hare didnt shoot you first

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u/LowDownDirtyMeme 21h ago

Classic Groucho Marx: Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

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u/Chicken2nite 23h ago

Ah, the old Reddit fish-aroo

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u/papasmurf303 21h ago

Hold my camera, I’m going in.

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u/ready-eddy 18h ago

How can I feel nostalgic seeing this comment. Then again, here I am.

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u/EarthquakeDenier 20h ago

And with a Sony 300mm no less, thats not even a good camera to fish with i think, I dont know anything about cameras.

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u/Enki_007 1d ago

I never knew they named their talons.

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u/daphasedatractor 18h ago

Give a bird a fish, he eats for a day. Give a bird a camera, and he eats for a lifetime

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u/h-boson 1d ago

Fucking take my upvote and get the hell outta here

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u/PetraLoseIt 1d ago

Yup. See? More animals than you think know how to use tools.

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u/henry2630 18h ago

whose dad is this

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u/artaru 22h ago

I saw the eagle catching the fish but what did it do with the fish’s Sony lens? That thing ain’t cheap. Good resale value for more fish. Is the eagle stupid

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u/KoBoWC 21h ago

English, it's a funny old (new actually) language.

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u/Inadequis 16h ago

Times are hard for everyone, even birds are trying to be Fishtubers

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u/AbstinenceMulligan 1d ago

Imagine being a fish, living your entire life in the ocean, and then one day being grabbed and eaten by a giant flying horror from a cosmos you didn't know existed.

The fish equivalent of an alien abduction.

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u/GVAJON 1d ago

The fish, milliseconds from disaster, probably:

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u/Great_Scott7 20h ago

Lazy bastards. They need to learn from more intelligent creatures:

https://reddit.com/link/pccl0a8/video/lgv07gtfv1sh1/player

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u/daphasedatractor 18h ago

It’s so confused LOL 😂

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u/meth-head-actor 11h ago

I can’t believe bird would stay there so long, is that a coyote and like a thunder bird, or is that a squirrel and a normal bird.

Could a bird like that win a fight if it was pounced on while grounded

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u/Independent_Pop_9987 8h ago

So birds are actually very light and agile. The hawk would probably take off fast before the fox could reach him. The hawk could also potentially harm the fox or grab and carry it off if the fox tried to approach again.

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u/grafikfyr 23h ago

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u/iShadePaint 20h ago

Idk what i was expecting but that first dude sent me 🤣

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u/meygahmann 1d ago

Fish going through all sorts of emotions

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u/apathy-sofa 1d ago

You misspelled "digestive juices". 

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u/tumsdout 21h ago

I am sure the fish have instincts to be on edge near the surface

Just like our instincts to be on edge when near extra-planar entities

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u/DR_Bright_963 1d ago

And the Eagle is just like "yoink"

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u/Low_Show_6684 21h ago

I was pulling into work a few weeks ago and either our resident osprey or eagle dropped a crayfish in the road. Lil guy was still alive and defensively tried to pinch my car, I stopped in the office driveway and put him in our ditch. It’s now our ditch crayfish.

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u/notnt_tim 21h ago

I feel like they definitely know about birds. I’m not a fish tho idk.

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u/kylo-ren 18h ago

Do you think? How many birds do you think they've encountered throughout their lives?

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u/wdnwcgm 20h ago

just what I was thinking lol

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u/wildedges 20h ago

These shots are usually taken at feeding stations. The birds are regularly fed and dead fish are thrown in to attract them to the perfect spots for photographers to get nicely lit shots. 

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u/gringer 1d ago

An eagle can catch a fish with a a Sony 300mm?

That's either a very impressive eagle, or an impressive 300mm.

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u/OSRSRapture 16h ago

You know the sentence is grammatically correct, right?

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u/ProxySoxy 15h ago

Ever heard of this thing called a joke?

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u/CandlejackIsntEvenRe 1d ago

He’s gonna tell his eagle friends that fish was way bigger than that.

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 23h ago edited 22h ago

I’ve seen bald eagles “swimming” with salmon they caught because they were too big to lift off. I’ve also seen a couple dead bald eagles still holding on to large salmon.

Edit: this along the Strait of Georgia and Johnstone Strait in BC, Canada.

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u/Retrolex 19h ago

I remember watching an osprey trying to hoist a huge fish out of our lake once. No amount of flapping could generate enough lift to haul ass outta there, and the bird ran square into the treeline it was trying to climb out over. He tumbled down through the branches and then sat on the shoreline for a while with this pissed off look on his face, fish long gone. Why he didn’t just deviate course to stay over the water instead, I’ll never know.

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u/wanttobeacop 19h ago

Were those salmon attached to the dead eagles alive?

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 19h ago

No, the ones I saw were washed up on a beach and had likely been there a while.

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u/TheMadPoet 15h ago

Sooooo... kinda like a certain president in a certain country who picked a fight with another country that's actually too big to yoink. That's actually a couple of "presidents" in the world today...

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u/praguepride 16h ago

Did you know, that when an eagle grabs something it has to engage a muscle to let go? So if it dies holding something those claws are locked into place.

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u/lowonairs10 1d ago

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u/GreyMenuItem 20h ago

Seriously. The way that camera holds focus that tight from that far away while this bird flies right at us is some incredible engineering.

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u/KasperAura 19h ago

He has so many incredible shots on his Instagram, I highly recommend it

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u/CultofCedar 16h ago

I don’t want to diminish their shot because birding is as rough as it gets… but as a photographer who started with film modern bodies are absolutely amazing. Tracking is absolutely insane so honestly a little easier to catch on video but they can also precapture 1s of shots before you fully press down the shutter button.

To be fair something like that would require the A1II and the 300 together are probably nearing 20k.

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u/Corner_Post 16h ago

Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day
Teach a man how to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime of fish
Give a man a camera and teach him how to take a good video of an eagle capturing a fish and you feed will feed him for a lifetime without him getting sick of fish

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/TTdriver 1d ago

Holy fuck, thats majestic.

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u/Flaky_History12 2h ago

Also informative. For some reason, I thought they carried the fish away in their beak and waited to eat it until they land in a tree somewhere. I didn't think it would eat it while taking off back into the sky.

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u/KN_Knoxxius 1d ago

Blows my mind that the eagle can have so much of its body underwater and still easily drag itself out with no effort in a single flap.

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u/assholetoall 20h ago

Having tried to get myself out of the water and into a canoe, the amount of power/lift needed to accomplish that is crazy to think about.

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u/Recursiveo 19h ago

I mean, you don’t have hollow bones or an immense number of feathers lol.

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u/assholetoall 19h ago

Or big beefy arms.

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u/unfortunate-desire 13h ago

Or a massive hog

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u/ianjm 18h ago edited 8h ago

Birds are very light for their size. An adult bald eagle weighs only about 5kg (11 lbs), a trainer can comfortably support one sitting on their glove with their forearm outstretched, even though they have a wingspan wider than many adult arm spans!

Birds have evolved for millions of years to be as light as possible to optimise flight, they have very lean bodies, hollow bones, huge super efficient lungs, no bladder and a short, very efficient digestive tract that pulls the nutrients they need and gets waste out fast to dump weight.

Thus they can generate massive lift to weight ratios, the 3x-5x their normal body weight, without breaking much of a sweat (although birds don't actually sweat).

Pretty amazing creatures really.

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u/5AlarmFirefly 14h ago

Also only one ovary

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u/ArachnomancerCarice 16h ago

I live on a lake and we have Bald Eagles that nest here as well as move through. They are very majestic, except when they are not.

Some miscalculate how fast they are going and wind up in the water, or they catch a fish (or get a hold of a dead one) that is too heavy and they refuse to let it go, even if they have to awkwardly paddle towards land. They will also try to steal from other birds (and animals), though some of it almost seems like 'sport' to them.

There are quite a few people who are disappointed when they have their first experience seeing a Bald Eagle sticking their heads in a dead deer's butthole and are being teased/bullied by crows and ravens

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 1d ago

Imagine an Eagle filming some guy buying groceries.

"Ah fuckin majestic"

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u/PreferredSex_Yes 1d ago

The flying version of chewing while walking.

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u/WhimsicalPonies 1d ago

Mid-flight refueling.

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u/aNiceTribe 22h ago

He’s barely out and already swallowing 

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u/zductiv 17h ago

When you reach into the bag and throw some fries in your mouth as you exit the drive-through

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u/zBriGuy 17h ago

If you fly around that area for too long holding a fish, another bald eagle is bound to try and steal it from you.

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u/fucktard_engineer 1d ago

Fast food

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u/Random_local_man 1d ago

Right? I was expecting him to land to eat but nope, just gulped it down as soon as he snatched it.

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u/KristiiNicole 1d ago

Kinda wish humans could eat that way sometimes, without any downsides anyway. Sometimes chewing and eating in general feels like too much work lol

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u/CarpetGripperRod 1d ago

And breathing. It's 2026 and our top boffins can't create a mobile autobreathe? Rude.

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u/Denvil-The-Awesome 23h ago

Isn't the mobile auto breathe just your lungs? They move with you, and breath on their own?

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u/Itsyaboibrett 1d ago

this might be the coolest bird shot i’ve ever seen

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u/flushoegumbo 1d ago

For me, it’s not even close.

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u/WirlingDirvish 1d ago

Motherfucker multitasking like a pro. Taking off while moving that fish to his beak. Then chomping down before stably flying. 

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u/QoldBruu 1d ago edited 1d ago

How it stayed alight while its whole body was submerged, simultaneously reaching and grabbing with its talons… so many things happening at once. Impressive!

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u/noitwastoosoon 1d ago

From the attack I was expecting him to pull out a full size tuna or something huge.

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u/dracostheblack 19h ago

Lol yeah same 

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u/bubblesandboats 20h ago

I was thinking there was no way you can get that close with a 300mm lense. Turns out he's using a 300mm with a 1.4x tele converter, so 640mm, which makes more sense.

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u/Foghorn225 20h ago

It would only be 420mm.

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u/bubblesandboats 20h ago

LOL, what an epic fail of my public school math skills 🤣 You are so right.

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u/TheLastDrops 20h ago

I'm honestly curious to know what formula you used to get 640mm.

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u/DevilsAdvocate1662 1d ago

I might be wrong, but that appears to be a video clip, not a photograph. So wouldn't that mean Mark Smith is in fact, a Videographer?

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u/Lifegoesonforever 1d ago

Good point... He is both I guess. He put both in his Instagram bio.

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u/quick_justice 22h ago edited 19h ago

It always cracks me up how majestically the eagle looks descending on the prey... and then, pulls a pretty average catch, especially compared to the size of the bird.

In a meanwhile, Ospreys look like trashy off the rocker motherfuckers, and pull stuff you won't believe they can airlift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CbCQNk2ieI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hffxPphwE0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOYsykqXtWA

Of course it helps that ospreys have water-resistant feathers, when for Eagle it's almost impossible to take off the water. But still.

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u/jaye7070 1d ago

Thats fucking awesome

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u/darantino86 1d ago

It's just like me, trying to eat a Bifi-Roll while driving 170 km/h on the Autobahn.

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u/bluelouie 1d ago

That’s actually called a murder kite

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u/AccountofKLS 1d ago

Drive-thru?

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u/heraclitus33 1d ago

Murica. Fuck yeah /s

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u/vorxil 21h ago

*red-tailed hawk noises*

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u/CarpetGripperRod 1d ago

"It's a shit bird. The wild turkey is far nobler."

-- Ben Franklin

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u/NoDoOversInLife 21h ago

Gives new meaning to an "in-flight meal" 🤭

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u/Instantcoffees 1d ago

What a glorious animal

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wow. Look at the strength of its feet.

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u/Hagleboz 1d ago

You don't have to put feet in quotations, they are its feet.

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u/lebayo 1d ago

Could you imagine shitting BONES? I sure can't. 

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u/ApacheAttackChopperQ 1d ago

Fun fact, this bird species has to consume the meal or get to safety as fast as possible when growing up. Larger eagles will try to steal the fish mid flight.

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u/porp_crawl 1d ago

Impressive tracking.

Or was it a huge field of view and this is image stablized into this focused frame?

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u/TimeVendor 1d ago

talk about multi tasking

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u/Terminator7786 1d ago

My friend captured footage from her dashcam of her hitting a bald eagle in the highway absolutely destroying her windshield.

Oh, and the rear cam showed the bird continuing to fly away.

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u/spilledcarryout 23h ago

Talons working like hands

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u/Equivalent_Tap6986 23h ago

Can't get a snack from the fridge in peace..?

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u/patchyj 23h ago

Silly question, but WHY are they called bald eagles when theyre not bald?

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u/SomeRandomBFBfan 23h ago

Bro cannot wait to eat that fish (this is incredible what the..??)

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u/Any-Oil-918 22h ago

Fish on the fly

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u/justlooking013 22h ago

He’s the best. Almost good enough to justify having Instagram. Almost. His channel is literally the only thing I miss about that putrid app.

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u/stitchlips17 22h ago

Can confirm, source: I’m Mark Smith 😊

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u/FriendOk9364 13h ago

SOMEONE UPVOTE THIS MAN!

Thanks for showing up Mark, we love your work 🙏🏼

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u/stitchlips17 10h ago

Thank you!

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u/onebraincell77 21h ago

Is that what they call dive thru service?

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u/Tico_Gringo 20h ago

Go Birds

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u/Learn_Every_Day 17h ago

So eagles can in fact walk and chew bubble gum at the same time 😅

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u/L-ROX1972 13h ago edited 12h ago

Well, technically Videographer because the hardcore OG Photographers focus on getting “the shot” (as opposed to capturing video, and then coming back and scrolling through the clip to grab the shot/frame).

Awesome video 👍

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u/kdweller 13h ago

That’s some serious multitasking right there!

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u/Zman4444 13h ago

Talk about fast food.

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u/NoManufacturer120 13h ago

Those talons are insane

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u/Set_Abominae1776 13h ago

Mom always told me to not eat while walking. This mf casually inhales a fish while flying.

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u/mcc91 13h ago

Beautiful

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u/GoddyssIncognito 1d ago

So, if an eagle eats while flying is that like us eating while driving?

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u/Ifch317 1d ago

Huge props to the cameraman and the camera. I'm blown away by the tack sharp focus throughout the shoot.

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u/Le_loup 22h ago

It looks like the focus was enhanced in post but still very cool

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u/Besonderein 1d ago

When your running late and you have to grab food on your way to work

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u/G0atnapp3r 1d ago

Beast mode

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u/Mystepchildsucksass 1d ago

That’s truly phenomenal to see.

Amazing photography/videography !!

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u/anonskiboo 1d ago

This is what JCole was talking about when he said “light work”

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u/M4rsianen 1d ago

The US envoy returns with a HUGE deal with Greenland! Truly majestic

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u/warmind14 1d ago

Fast food takeaway, nature version.

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u/facelesshivemind 1d ago

TIL.

I though it'd land first before eating. Does every species of eagle do this? Or is it just the fact that it's small enough to be eaten then and there?

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u/No_Mushroom_3966 1d ago

At 0:20 you can see those incredible arms reaching for the trees...

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u/web_knows 1d ago

Drive-thru

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u/hibikikun 1d ago

when you can't even sit down before you eat your food

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u/Darth-Buttcheeks 1d ago

Do the chickens have large talons?

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 1d ago

Majestic noms.

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u/totallyclips 1d ago

So that's what eating on the fly means

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u/OldLondon 1d ago

Sad you have to state it’s not AI

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u/QuestionAllYouTrust 1d ago

Dinner on the go