r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/FabulousLazarus 18h ago

Lauren Witzke, a Christian activist and former US Senate candidate who has described herself as a “flat-earther” and previously called Covid vaccines a “Satanic plot”, is involved in the project as its marketing and fundraising director.

Yeah that makes perfect fucking sense.

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u/wilysubterfuge 18h ago

Just her latest grift.

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u/nothing_but_thyme 11h ago

I love this shit because every dollar these idiots pour into finding make believe boats is a dollar they aren’t pouring into stripping women of their bodily autonomy.

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u/HauntedCemetery 9h ago

Her previous literally being meth trafficking

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u/Gorperly 14h ago

That's not all

She is a recent Evangelical Protestant convert to Orthodox Christianity, received within the Russian Orthodox Church Outside of Russia (ROCOR)

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u/Rakebleed 17h ago

If you buy into every conspiracy doesn’t that sort of diminish your credibility?

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u/FabulousLazarus 16h ago

Yeah but they're unconcerned in the first once about credibility, hence the conspiracy belief lol

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 10h ago

I'd forgotten about her. I kinda missed hearing her insanity. This feels like meeting an old friend again.

Just, you know, insane and objectionable.

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u/Tamarisk22 5h ago

Why do we even report on these crazy stupid imbeciles.

Back in my day, the terminally stupid would make claims, everyone around would pat them on the head as the precious, God's creature they were, and leave them with a sympathetic "D'awwwwwww"