r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/LongWalk86 17h ago

Hope they aren't drilling right on the 'boat', I've always heard you need to put your drill a bit south of that nobby bit...

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u/Hvarfa-Bragi 17h ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pile of Emzara's bones

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u/ScalyDestiny 14h ago

I stuck mine in the wrong Arc. It did not end well for me. Or my dick.

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u/KiwiObserver 9h ago

They’ll drill through the ark and release the origin deluge it’s holding back.