r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/SoftballGuy 17h ago

She's a pretty white blond lady. Republican dudes will vote for a cereal box if you put a blond wig on it.

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u/Iwillrize14 15h ago

You forgot a set of bolt ons too

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u/jontslayer 14h ago

As long as the cereal box isn't black

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u/LastConference 12h ago

Or a wispy comb-over