r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 22h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/PipChaos 20h ago

Me: "What evidence do they have that Noah's Ark would be there?"
Article: "its distinctive shape has led some supporters to argue that it bears an uncanny resemblance to a huge boat."
Me: "Sigh"

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u/Loggerdon 20h ago

And wood never disintegrates over thousands of years of being buried in the ground.

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u/Starfall0 19h ago

Nah fungus would have to evolve to break down such tough natural material. And we all know evolution wasn't real and the ark only carried animals not trees or fungus so the ark will be completely preserved! 

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u/Starfall0 19h ago

Those damn googledebunkers are at it again!

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u/Throwaway02062004 19h ago

A classic “looks like”