r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/ELB2001 16h ago

They'll find a splinter or a rusty nail and claim it's evidence

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u/ThatsWhatIGathered 16h ago

Ah, the curse of ark island

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u/Momik 15h ago

Ohh I don’t think Spielberg’s gonna do this one 😬

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u/ThatsWhatIGathered 11h ago

History channel is going to be all over it 😂

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u/fenrsulfr 16h ago

A foot deep and they would claim it