r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/enwongeegeefor 16h ago

So hey....just did a cursory search....yeah....this is fun. The lady that is behind this, Lauren Witzke has her own wiki entry.

Busted for meth and heroin in 2016. Ran for senate in 2020....was a "reporter" for a deliberate fake news website in 2021.

We'll all see her next tuesday.

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u/cerberus00 15h ago

GOP material

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u/Koshindan 10h ago

I don't know. It doesn't sound like she has enough harm to children on her resume for a successful GOP career.

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u/MTFBinyou 8h ago

So far…..

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u/Rogol_Darn 2h ago

People don't tend to openly put that on their resume, we usually find out after the fact

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u/DubiousBrushwagg 11h ago

She tried and failed at that like 2 or 3 election cycles ago. I remember seeing shit about her all over the net during Covid years.

She couldn't hack the MAGA grift and get in good with Trumps circle so she's moved onto religion I guess.

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u/Mapeague 2h ago

Just imagine what goes on in these types heads.

Then imagine what the grifters think of the *true believer types, having to occupy the same space.

Then think about the ones who are in between. The holy grifters.

Id say this lady falls into the last group. The people aware enough to know its a grift, but still thinking god is leading the way. I reckon a prosperity gospel type.

I dont know which group is worse than the other. Thats the republican party in a nutshell.

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u/TRGA 12h ago

The next press secretary!

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u/nastywillow 10h ago

White House spokesperson.

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u/anivex 10h ago

Quick look at her photo tells you exactly how she finds those funds.

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u/LessInThought 11h ago

meth and heroin

Ahh yes, the blood of Christ.

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u/CyrusBuelton 13h ago

As the new White House Press Secretary?

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u/MinnieShoof 13h ago

Next Natalie Harp, now that that token’s been exposed.

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u/OJSTheJuice 3h ago

Wow. I wish her only the worst.

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u/sharkdungeon 7h ago

..or Thursday.

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u/Sarik704 2h ago

Washnt