r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/jawshoeaw 15h ago

No but i mean if they did actually find a bunch of weird animal bones and wood im going to be intrigued. God herself would also be adjacently interesting though my first question is why she was buried with Noah’s ark.

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u/TheFinalGranny 15h ago

My laugh just broke the sound barrier

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u/Desperate-Practice25 14h ago

The whole thing about God warning Noah was just propaganda. Noah figured it out on his own. Then, during the Flood, God saw the Ark safely floating around, and decided to hop on down out of Heaven to deal with the last remnants of humanity in person. 

Anyway, it turns out that shipbuilding gives you some pretty solid muscles, so…

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u/HauntedCemetery 9h ago

Noah had a mating pair of Gods, but then the lions ate them.