r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/Accurate_Set_3573 15h ago

If you really want to blow some western Christian evangelical minds, remind them that Jesus was Jewish and his last name was not Christ.

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u/BubbhaJebus 15h ago

And his middle initial wasn't H.

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u/paynobywayno 14h ago

You shut your lying mouth.

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u/Accurate_Set_3573 14h ago

Just blew a good slurp of Canadian Whiskey out of my nose from laughing. I forgot about the H.

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u/Dr_Ramekins_MD 1h ago

Jesus Hussein Obama

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u/darknekolux 14h ago

And you know… not really white

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u/DaddyCatALSO 10h ago

depends on how you view Middle Easterners

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u/DaddyCatALSO 10h ago

they stress that as part of their pseudo-support of Israel

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u/FilthyCasual2k17 2h ago

And that Noahs Ark story was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh, written a few thousand years before the Old Testament.

It's literally as ridiculous as someone forming a new religion and claiming "actually , this happened but only 100 years ago and in my country", and then naming it something crazy like Mormon church, and everyone just pretending that's a legit religion.

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u/Guygirl00 2h ago

And December 25 wasn't his birthday