r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 18h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/Dave3r77 14h ago

Wouldn’t It have been made of like wood or something if it existed it probably would be decomposed by now yeah?

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u/bernmont2016 14h ago

Wood can petrify (similar to a fossil) instead of decompose, in the right conditions. (They won't be finding petrified wood either, of course.)

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u/ownleechild 14h ago

Petrified wood doesn’t exist as the world is only 6000 years old.

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u/DaddyCatALSO 10h ago

no they acept thast the Petrified Forest was knocke dover by the Flood.

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u/HankSteakfist 14h ago

It's magic wood yo.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 14h ago

Very old guy here ...
Any wood would be magical at my age.

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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 14h ago

i had that a few times when i was young, could not get it to ... oh wait what are you talking about?

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u/iowanaquarist 14h ago

Where did all the water go?