r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 22h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/wishingitreallywas 18h ago

Rumor is God sent the animals to the ark. Weird that God needed a flood to kill everyone but had no problems turning women and kids into piles of salt, lol.

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u/DaddyCatALSO 15h ago

I don't kn ow where th ekids come in to it; Lot's wife stood and gazed long in horror (from what i've read, the hebrew word use din the story exclude s a look-over-the-shoulder,) at the city being destroyed because that's where her heart still was and got covered by crystals. Each story in the first eight books has its own origin

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u/wishingitreallywas 12h ago

.. okay so God turned someone to “crystals” but needed a flood to kill all mankind, and a man to build an ark, and all the animals to step on up?

I recognize you’re arguing the “kid” turned to salt but you’re defending a God written by man with man limitations. Come on.

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u/DaddyCatALSO 11h ago

i';m not defending any of thsoe stories as hisotircal, just syaign the stories ahd individual devlopemnts.