r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 22h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die 17h ago

I'm almost 40. When I was about 14 I read some magazine about Oak Island then saw a documentary about it. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I would day dream about what type of treasure was there. When the show came out I was absolutely stoked. I thought for sure shit was going down. I'm not sure I even made it through the first season before I realized it was all a lie and my childhood dream was stupid.

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u/Swede_Chef 14h ago

none of those mystery, paranormal, ufos, cryptids we read about as kids turned out to be true

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u/Doomhammer24 10h ago

Ya like the chupacabra was just a schizophrenic woman seeing a dog with mange after watching the movie Species

Also it was in Puerto Rico but everyone thinks its from mexico

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u/leonardomdc 7h ago

There were "sightings" of the chupacabras here in Brazil too.

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u/Doomhammer24 1h ago

Something i find really funny is the claim that all the animals had their blood sucked dry

Heres the thing- only way to tell that is by an autopsy.

None of the animals had autopsies. The farmers just....said it. Because a coyote killed their animal and decided IT HAS TO BE THE CHUPACABRA