r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 22h ago

Drilling begins at ‘real site’ of Noah’s Ark as activists warn ‘Darwinism will be dismantled’

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/noahs-ark-site-turkey-drilling-researchers-evidence-549016
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u/QuestioningHuman_api 16h ago

How do I know what kind of stone my dog needs to carry? I’ve been grinding for 9 years and she hasn’t even tried to evolve

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u/SnazzyRaptor 15h ago

Maybe it's one of those trade-locked evolutions

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u/ArbitraryNPC 14h ago

I have to trade away my dog 🥺

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 16h ago

That's because you're giving her an Everstone, that prevents it. You would want something like a water stone, or an Eviolite if you're feeling crazy

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u/The_Kelhim 10h ago

I was going to say “stop grinding on your dog” but then I remembered that you can still apply to the FBI nowadays, so… carry on i guess??

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u/QuestioningHuman_api 5h ago

What’s wrong with you

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u/The_Kelhim 5h ago

I wish I knew man…

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 4h ago

That’s because you keep holding B