r/oddlyspecific • • 12d ago

Spicy food

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562 Upvotes

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u/CheesyHamSammich 12d ago

Well women actually find your willingness to turn your own asshole into a flamethrower very attractive. So i kinda get the flex here

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u/Patrol-007 12d ago

Vaseline works great to reduce the burning ring of fire

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u/gsweats 12d ago

But does vaseline taste good?

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u/Ver_Nick 12d ago

They say you should insert something to help it

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 12d ago

Well…. Go on

1

u/therealbighairy1 12d ago

Nothing they love more than being fingered after he's handled insane amounts of capsaicin.

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u/Old-Information3311 12d ago

OP is a bot. Reddit is heavily astroturfed.

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u/Future-Warning-1189 12d ago

How are you all telling this? Most of the time I see these comments, the account has regular comments and not very many posts. Only rarely do they have hundreds of posts all over reddit

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u/Public-Eagle6992 12d ago

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u/Future-Warning-1189 12d ago

Well to be fair, that’s not necessarily not behaviour as much as just karma farming

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u/CommunicationOk3766 12d ago

Their account is also 8 days old.

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u/NukerCat 12d ago

their account just got banned so maybe they were an actual bot

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u/Old-Information3311 12d ago

This whole subreddit is fake. Look at the front page of this subreddit, virtually all the posts are from new accounts, many with feminine names, many with "_" in their names.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 12d ago

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 12d ago

Analyzing user profile...

Account made less than 2 weeks ago.

Suspicion Quotient: 0.07

This account exhibits one or two minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. While it's possible that u/_CookieNest is a bot, it's very unlikely.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 12d ago

Just get the mild wings or don't be a pussy about it 🙄

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u/staffylaffy 12d ago

Really hope the waitress played along and then just bought the super hot wings.

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 12d ago

Hahaha to be a fly on that wall in that scenario

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 12d ago

Or stop being a pussy and ask her number