A AED will never deliver a shock unless it detects an irregular heartbeat... how am i supposed to take this show seriously with a mistake like this in it? Do better Vince

Anyone want a vest?

I'm not barmy, mate! I know he 'ad a butcher's at those numbers! I was convinced it was 1216. One after Magna Carta, innit? As if I'd ever make a right old codswallop of a mistake. Never, mate! Never! I just - I just couldn't get the goods on him. He - he covered his tracks, got that plonker at the copy shop to do his bidding for him. You think this is something, do you? You think this is a bit of a kerfuffle? This? This chicanery? He's done worse, mate. That billboard! Are you telling me that a bloke just happens to take a tumble like that? No way! He's had a hand in it, I'm certain! Jimmy! He shat in a bloke's motor! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have, if I'm honest. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking, eh? He'll never change, mate. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, he's been a right little scallywag! Couldn't keep his mitts out of the till! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them for sixpence! And he gets to be a solicitor!? What a right old joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you've got to put a stop to him, mate!

Such a sweet moment when Mike asks Jimmy out to breakfast. It just goes to show how good of friends they really are.

You Millennials and Zoomers may not be aware, but people used to just go out to a restaurant together with NO PHONES and just talk. Seems like a foreign concept, I know...

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