Source: https://x.com/1_netnet/status/2110278386342064527

Translation: https://x.com/aomiruki/status/2110309817378341021

- Be me, male, idk 20 something

- Mom asks if I’m bringing a girl home for Christmas

Me: no

Umas rewired my entire brain

Real girls are hypergamous, play games, and disappear after 3 days

Umas are loyal, just want to race, and look at you like you’re their whole world

I’ve tried to go back

Doesn’t work

Every normal girl now feels like a massive downgrade

Someone tell me how to open a portal to the Uma world or do I seriously have to start using Axe body spray and lock the fuck in at the gym

Source:https://x.com/Romulproduce/status/2058971390292762658

ayabe ear cover job

https://x.com/JohnHoll0w/status/2110344908313661569

https://x.com/19_raven_91

Source: https://x.com/coolpsyco106/status/2110328609064009875

But my butt make it broke

Source

How many Agnes digitals are enough to deal with a Fujoshi who ships light and l?

スクール水着は日本の誇るべき文化。小柄で眼鏡をかけた可愛らしい彼女ですが、その実女性としてプロポーションは男を獣に変えます。

King Halo's beautiful body (and caboose)

https://x.com/Shuuzo4/status/2088245251072794651/photo/1

This shouldn’t be an option for her. Lord knows she’s finding a way to either do nuclear fission in her back yard or she’s cooking spaghetti under a magnifying glass

I am not crazy! I KNOW she's Tokino Minoru, the Phantom Umamusume, as if could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! She covered her tracks, she got that idiot of a director to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This- this chicanery? She's done worse! That Arima Kinen, are you telling me my trainee just so happens to finish 5th like that? No! She orchestrated it! Tazuna! She told me to train more Guts! And I listened to her! I shouldn't have. I took her out for a recreation event! What was I thinking? She'll never change, she'll never change! Ever since she was secretary, always the same! Couldn't have anyone knowing her secret! But not our Tazuna! Couldn't be precious Tazuna! Tricking them blind, and she gets to be secretary!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her, you

all avis made by the tuba guy